Jennifer Howells
@j3n573r.bsky.social
Software Engineer, Manchester United Fan, Oregonian and Cat Butler.
I just want to be confident enough in my organizational abilities that I don't panic when I hear a vehicle that sounds like a garbage truck and I assume I forgot garbage day again.
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I just want to be confident enough in my organizational abilities that I don't panic when I hear a vehicle that sounds like a garbage truck and I assume I forgot garbage day again.
Did the printer ink lobby make a donation to Trump hoping people would print the Epstein files?
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Did the printer ink lobby make a donation to Trump hoping people would print the Epstein files?
I love in a hell hole of a country.
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I love in a hell hole of a country.
Packing a leek in my suitcase for naval based japery.
Ending up in jail because I'm going to New Zealand and a beagle was a total snitch.
Ending up in jail because I'm going to New Zealand and a beagle was a total snitch.
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Packing a leek in my suitcase for naval based japery.
Ending up in jail because I'm going to New Zealand and a beagle was a total snitch.
Ending up in jail because I'm going to New Zealand and a beagle was a total snitch.
Watching the new Ken Burns documentary. Is it bad to think the Americans seem like annoying whiny bitches?
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Watching the new Ken Burns documentary. Is it bad to think the Americans seem like annoying whiny bitches?
Update: it turns out putting the handle at the top made it a scary vacuum. I may never be forgiven.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Update: it turns out putting the handle at the top made it a scary vacuum. I may never be forgiven.
Conducting a psychological experiment on the cat. Have to assemble a new vacuum. Interested to see how long it takes him to realize it's a dreaded vacuum.
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Conducting a psychological experiment on the cat. Have to assemble a new vacuum. Interested to see how long it takes him to realize it's a dreaded vacuum.
I keep getting ads for expenses handbags.I have never spent more than $30 on a handbag in my entire life. Why does Coach think I will start now.
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I keep getting ads for expenses handbags.I have never spent more than $30 on a handbag in my entire life. Why does Coach think I will start now.
ATTENTION: The air space above my house is now closed since apparently we're allowed to do that now.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ATTENTION: The air space above my house is now closed since apparently we're allowed to do that now.
Listening to the Thanksgiving Day parade commentary had been like watching my love of puns due in real time.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Listening to the Thanksgiving Day parade commentary had been like watching my love of puns due in real time.
Why do they keep giving cognitive tests to Trump? He clearly doesn't understand or is refusing to understand what they are for. Are the doctors doing them to gauge Alzheimer's medication options? Who is being given the results? I doubt anyone in his circle cares as long as he stays alive.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why do they keep giving cognitive tests to Trump? He clearly doesn't understand or is refusing to understand what they are for. Are the doctors doing them to gauge Alzheimer's medication options? Who is being given the results? I doubt anyone in his circle cares as long as he stays alive.
Hey Google, you have asked me the same question with the same result for years. It is no longer a question to me it is a vendetta. The amount of my life you have wasted makes me hate you.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hey Google, you have asked me the same question with the same result for years. It is no longer a question to me it is a vendetta. The amount of my life you have wasted makes me hate you.
I've decided if I ever win the lottery I'm going to build myself a cloister on to the side of my house. I'm not religious or anything, I just think they're neat.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I've decided if I ever win the lottery I'm going to build myself a cloister on to the side of my house. I'm not religious or anything, I just think they're neat.
If Trump and Co. got absolutely everything they wanted, would any of them even be capable of living without raging against something and someone. Their lives seem to be empty otherwise.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If Trump and Co. got absolutely everything they wanted, would any of them even be capable of living without raging against something and someone. Their lives seem to be empty otherwise.
Do the MAGA people care at all that a man died at that rally that generated the famous picture of a bloodied Trump? What happened to the family of the person killed?
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Do the MAGA people care at all that a man died at that rally that generated the famous picture of a bloodied Trump? What happened to the family of the person killed?
I think it would be a really interesting interview question to ask a celebrity what their favorite tea towel they own is and why. Everyone I know seems to have one with an interesting story behind it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I think it would be a really interesting interview question to ask a celebrity what their favorite tea towel they own is and why. Everyone I know seems to have one with an interesting story behind it.
Had to put on a hat and coat to put the garage out tonight. I see you Winter, slowly sneaking into view. You can fuck off.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Had to put on a hat and coat to put the garage out tonight. I see you Winter, slowly sneaking into view. You can fuck off.
Can you be addicted to Mucinex? I only ask because I am on day 2 and I never want to live my life without this nostril clarity ever again.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Can you be addicted to Mucinex? I only ask because I am on day 2 and I never want to live my life without this nostril clarity ever again.
Frankly, I think I learned way too much about art, fossils, insects and fish from Animal Crossing. It's a video game, I should only gain better reflexes, not the ability to identify a fraudulent Vermeer.
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Frankly, I think I learned way too much about art, fossils, insects and fish from Animal Crossing. It's a video game, I should only gain better reflexes, not the ability to identify a fraudulent Vermeer.
Reading the Epstein emails really underlines just how little intelligence has with being super rich. Absolute morons that happened to be born in the right place and time, behind a door when consciences were handed out.
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reading the Epstein emails really underlines just how little intelligence has with being super rich. Absolute morons that happened to be born in the right place and time, behind a door when consciences were handed out.
Perhaps we should stop electing people with the morals and charm of a seagull.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Perhaps we should stop electing people with the morals and charm of a seagull.
I cannot handle when my cat, adopted 13 years ago when I thought the world would somehow get better, watches me drink with despair. He still views me with hope, like I know what to do and how to make things better. I love him more than I can say.
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I cannot handle when my cat, adopted 13 years ago when I thought the world would somehow get better, watches me drink with despair. He still views me with hope, like I know what to do and how to make things better. I love him more than I can say.
Reposted by Jennifer Howells
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
I do not see any possible explanation for Democrats for caving on the government shutdown unless they also support the Republican agenda. I don't see another rational reason. Why?!?
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I do not see any possible explanation for Democrats for caving on the government shutdown unless they also support the Republican agenda. I don't see another rational reason. Why?!?
Reposted by Jennifer Howells
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.