Jonathan
@jabberwock951.bsky.social
Still a socialist, a doctor and a dad. Still coping via memes and political rants.
When I tell everyone the large bruise on my hand was caused by a spider, I'm gonna let them assume it bit me or something.
Not that I saw a spider on something I was carrying, and my reflexive flail was so violent I smacked a wall very hard.
Not that I saw a spider on something I was carrying, and my reflexive flail was so violent I smacked a wall very hard.
March 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When I tell everyone the large bruise on my hand was caused by a spider, I'm gonna let them assume it bit me or something.
Not that I saw a spider on something I was carrying, and my reflexive flail was so violent I smacked a wall very hard.
Not that I saw a spider on something I was carrying, and my reflexive flail was so violent I smacked a wall very hard.
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When it eventually happens to me, don't call it a Cerebrovascular Accident. I ate those cheeseburgers knowing full well what I was doing.
March 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When it eventually happens to me, don't call it a Cerebrovascular Accident. I ate those cheeseburgers knowing full well what I was doing.
Me testing if anyone actually reads my portfolio reflections
I committed war crimes during my cardiac anaesthetic module.
March 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me testing if anyone actually reads my portfolio reflections
When you recognise the handle from Twitter but can't remember if it's because you liked them or they annoyed you
November 24, 2024 at 9:22 PM
When you recognise the handle from Twitter but can't remember if it's because you liked them or they annoyed you