The worst thing about recovering from flu is the gradual recovery, there's no waking up one morning and feeling like you can smell colours, it's just a long slow process of feeling less like shit until eventually it's gone

These jubilee videos are getting wild can he at least call for backup?

whoever was responsible for this absolute banger deserved a raise it fits the vibes perfectly

So you're telling me an open fire roasted this chestnut?

anyone remember that blue cow cartoon from story makers as a kid? popped into my head earlier today like I'd just unlocked a memory lost in the archives

dopamine receptors so fried I'm gonna start referring to chores as daily missions just to motivate myself to actually do them

every time I buy pasta I always make the same mistake of getting fusilli, forgetting how damn hard it is to get it on the fork. Long pasta is so much better

Happy "getting fired for sneaking the Factorio expansion at work" day to all my programmer homies out there

Crazy that the space age dlc locks cliff explosives in another planet, guess that means I've got to get more creative with my planning!

brb gonna have no life for the next two weeks