Keep trying. I heard the goblins of fate can be bribed with fruit and vodka.

It used to be that being caught openly lying about one's qualifications - as Noem did when she said she met with Dear Leader (not Trump, the other one) - yet in this administration, it seems brazenly lying and refusing to acknowledge it is a requirement.

Yes

Had a similar moment or two like that at work. People thought me a fool because they misinterpreted my notes on something, but I felt that, if they already misunderstood me once, they'll probably misunderstand me twice if I try to explain it.

Hence the explosion of anti-diversity activity. Demonizing black/brown people has historically/generally been a way of convincing white people to live in poverty - as long as you give poor white folks in America someone to look down on, they'll accept a lot of bad things in their own life

Naomi Klein's "Shock Doctrine" has the plan layed out pretty well.

Theocracy here we come

Like Ron White says, you can't fix stupid

Holy fuck, I think he might be crazier than he is stupid

I have to frequently remind myself that America has always had a cultural legacy of hatred and anti-intellectualism. I don't think what we're seeing is anything new. Hitler learned about eugenics from the US. Racial and religious hatred is ingrained in the heart of this country

Simpson quotes, tho

Today we learned that "signing an order" is Trump's code phrase for jerking off while looking at pictures of his own face

"Last night, President Trump plunged the country into chaos, so Speaker Pelosi and I are going to continue our insider trading and the suppression of new voices in the Democratic Party until things get better. Also, I am a space alien."

Both?