Do you think the Police Commissioner should get some kudos for his efforts in advertising the Harbour Bridge march for Palestine? The organisers expected 50k to turn out, but through the Police's efforts in court, making it a front page story for a week, they managed to double the attendance.

It's so brave for execs to publicly complain about staff working from home. In an age when it's critical for leaders to show they can adapt to change, I think it's heroic for a business leader to say, five years on from COVID, that they still haven't adapted to staff working from home.

Does anyone under 30 listen to triple j? In the hottest 100 Australian songs there were only two songs from the past five years. In the top 30 songs, the most recent one was released 9 years ago.

My new hobby is filming people in line at popular bakeries, then adding a blue filter and posting it on Russian TikTok with a caption about how people in the West are lining up for bread.

If men had periods, they would be just as stoic as women and carry on with their usual tasks. The only minor difference is that afterwards they would receive a medal at a discreet ceremony. Nothing over the top, mind you, just a small event to recognise their bravery.

If you can meet with triumph and disaster,
and treat those two imposters just the same...
then you have a severe mental illness.
You are probably catatonic or
suffering from a schizophrenic break.

• I fought a bear
• I gazed a gazeless stare
• I passed upon the stairs, the man who sold the world
• I becalmed a raging storm and strode upon the sea as if 'twere land
• I achieved nirvana and lived a life liberated from the bonds of suffering and desire that plague the human condition