Roy and HG commentated State of Origin for years, Adam Hills played in the UK, and Mikey is a Rabbitohs fan.

How about a cast of Adam Hills, Roy and HG, and Mikey Robins?

Employees should be looking up to these guiding lights, these beacons who are willing to display their vulnerability and share their utter incompetence, all for a cause they feel is true and just (i.e. making their employees' lives more difficult to live).

To come out and say that in public, knowing they could be fired the very same day - because in doing so they are publicly declaring they are incompetent - is the bravest thing I've ever seen a business leader do.

You've got to give him credit for letting a 15 yr old work experience kid run his social media. It's important that kids learn civics these days.

Maybe they were helping their grandparents with the online voting

No, no, Steve Adoring isn't a person, it's what they do. It's a company set up after the gov accidentally included a question in the census asking 'Do you hate Steve?' Following the public backlash, the gov set up Steve Adoring companies in a desperate bid to win back the Steve vote.

1. How is this news?
2. When did the Betoota Advocate launch a hostile takeover of Guardian Australia?

Turn to the person next to you and chat. Not overly loud, just have a conversation and ignore Trump altogether.

No dice. Elon has DOGE onto it and they found the US has already delivered 104,000 submarines to Australia. (NB. there is a small margin of error in that calc - it might be the number of orangutans in Borneo, rather than submarines delivered).

This passes the Turing test. It is 100% human behaviour.
"Do you have any evidence to back up the statement you just made?"
"Well, not as such, but I generalised, from my experience. Now the real data might not be the same as what I said, but I reckon the overall gist would be similar...probably."