Jackie (18+)
@jackiebartender.bsky.social
My 2 greatest loves are ass & whiskey
Polyamorous | Bisexual | Normie Democrat | Artist | Trans tomboy
She/Her
Minors DNI
Polyamorous | Bisexual | Normie Democrat | Artist | Trans tomboy
She/Her
Minors DNI
To all my fellow lung disease folk: get your pneumo boosters
I forgot tot get my booster done and now I have an infection
It's a quick jab every 5 years in exchange for not getting bronchitis or pneumonia every cold and flu season
I forgot tot get my booster done and now I have an infection
It's a quick jab every 5 years in exchange for not getting bronchitis or pneumonia every cold and flu season
December 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
To all my fellow lung disease folk: get your pneumo boosters
I forgot tot get my booster done and now I have an infection
It's a quick jab every 5 years in exchange for not getting bronchitis or pneumonia every cold and flu season
I forgot tot get my booster done and now I have an infection
It's a quick jab every 5 years in exchange for not getting bronchitis or pneumonia every cold and flu season
Idea for a movie/tv review site:
Every piece of media has 2 ratings, a general audience rating & a target audience rating.
If you have more than 10 reviews and a net positive rating for a specific genre, your reviews get counted for the target audience score
Every piece of media has 2 ratings, a general audience rating & a target audience rating.
If you have more than 10 reviews and a net positive rating for a specific genre, your reviews get counted for the target audience score
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Idea for a movie/tv review site:
Every piece of media has 2 ratings, a general audience rating & a target audience rating.
If you have more than 10 reviews and a net positive rating for a specific genre, your reviews get counted for the target audience score
Every piece of media has 2 ratings, a general audience rating & a target audience rating.
If you have more than 10 reviews and a net positive rating for a specific genre, your reviews get counted for the target audience score
PSA from a dyslexic adult: while extended time is great, if it's used as an alternative to more comprehensive accommodations, it becomes a punishment
Imagine being told that you have to do 5 hours of homework while everyone else only has to do 1, that's the life of a dyslexic child
Imagine being told that you have to do 5 hours of homework while everyone else only has to do 1, that's the life of a dyslexic child
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
PSA from a dyslexic adult: while extended time is great, if it's used as an alternative to more comprehensive accommodations, it becomes a punishment
Imagine being told that you have to do 5 hours of homework while everyone else only has to do 1, that's the life of a dyslexic child
Imagine being told that you have to do 5 hours of homework while everyone else only has to do 1, that's the life of a dyslexic child
Hot take: The recent push by the largest VRChat groups to be child friendly isn't just annoying, it's child endangerment.
I shouldn't need to explain why trying to attract an underage audience to large & impossible to moderate instances where they're left unattended with adults is a bad idea
I shouldn't need to explain why trying to attract an underage audience to large & impossible to moderate instances where they're left unattended with adults is a bad idea
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hot take: The recent push by the largest VRChat groups to be child friendly isn't just annoying, it's child endangerment.
I shouldn't need to explain why trying to attract an underage audience to large & impossible to moderate instances where they're left unattended with adults is a bad idea
I shouldn't need to explain why trying to attract an underage audience to large & impossible to moderate instances where they're left unattended with adults is a bad idea
One of these days I will remember the password to my OF and delete everything.
Then probably post a bunch of new stuff like a week later, lol
Then probably post a bunch of new stuff like a week later, lol
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One of these days I will remember the password to my OF and delete everything.
Then probably post a bunch of new stuff like a week later, lol
Then probably post a bunch of new stuff like a week later, lol
I feel like we're on the precipice of a massive "party's over" moment for the ultra-wealthy
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I feel like we're on the precipice of a massive "party's over" moment for the ultra-wealthy
I feel like Clinton's dick is cursed, like every time that man gets head the entire country burns to the ground
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I feel like Clinton's dick is cursed, like every time that man gets head the entire country burns to the ground
The anosmic version of deaf people finding out farts have a sound is finding out that cum has a smell.
People are so squeamish they use euphemisms like "your room smells like boy" and you're left wondering why they look so uncomfortable when you say it's probably because their brother came over
People are so squeamish they use euphemisms like "your room smells like boy" and you're left wondering why they look so uncomfortable when you say it's probably because their brother came over
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The anosmic version of deaf people finding out farts have a sound is finding out that cum has a smell.
People are so squeamish they use euphemisms like "your room smells like boy" and you're left wondering why they look so uncomfortable when you say it's probably because their brother came over
People are so squeamish they use euphemisms like "your room smells like boy" and you're left wondering why they look so uncomfortable when you say it's probably because their brother came over
I had a dream where they started casting people with disabilities for lead roles more, but rather than using CGI to get rid of their mobility aides they just painted the word "NONDIEGETIC" on them with bye-bye-blue & go-away-green
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I had a dream where they started casting people with disabilities for lead roles more, but rather than using CGI to get rid of their mobility aides they just painted the word "NONDIEGETIC" on them with bye-bye-blue & go-away-green
Life hack: if you add a bunch of languages you don't speak to your google ads settings, you unlock the ability to tell immediately what is and isn't an ad since the odds of it being in your native language go down with every additional one you select
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Life hack: if you add a bunch of languages you don't speak to your google ads settings, you unlock the ability to tell immediately what is and isn't an ad since the odds of it being in your native language go down with every additional one you select
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Reposted by Jackie (18+)
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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A response to Jimmy Carr’s comments about Graham Linehan.
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A response to Jimmy Carr’s comments about Graham Linehan.
Most radical opinion on economics: there should be a maximum profit margin for a given type of good or service.
That way you know what things that are expensive are that way you can identify cheap crap at a glance
That way you know what things that are expensive are that way you can identify cheap crap at a glance
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Most radical opinion on economics: there should be a maximum profit margin for a given type of good or service.
That way you know what things that are expensive are that way you can identify cheap crap at a glance
That way you know what things that are expensive are that way you can identify cheap crap at a glance
Normal Frieren fans: Yeah the demons weaponizing racial tolerance is fucked, I wish the writer did more research on why certain fantasy tropes aren't used anymore.
"Those" Frieren fans: It's not genocide if they're evil bro! On an unrelated note, wanna see some crime statistics?
"Those" Frieren fans: It's not genocide if they're evil bro! On an unrelated note, wanna see some crime statistics?
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Normal Frieren fans: Yeah the demons weaponizing racial tolerance is fucked, I wish the writer did more research on why certain fantasy tropes aren't used anymore.
"Those" Frieren fans: It's not genocide if they're evil bro! On an unrelated note, wanna see some crime statistics?
"Those" Frieren fans: It's not genocide if they're evil bro! On an unrelated note, wanna see some crime statistics?
The thing I hate about the hero's journey is that playing with different story structures and figuring out which option fits best is basically the funnest part of writing for me.
When you act like there is one "correct" way to do it, you're prioritizing the end product over the fun of creation
When you act like there is one "correct" way to do it, you're prioritizing the end product over the fun of creation
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The thing I hate about the hero's journey is that playing with different story structures and figuring out which option fits best is basically the funnest part of writing for me.
When you act like there is one "correct" way to do it, you're prioritizing the end product over the fun of creation
When you act like there is one "correct" way to do it, you're prioritizing the end product over the fun of creation
the moment gen AI is used to forge evidence in a high profile criminal case, it's getting banned.
It being so resource intensive makes policing it incredibly easy
It being so resource intensive makes policing it incredibly easy
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
the moment gen AI is used to forge evidence in a high profile criminal case, it's getting banned.
It being so resource intensive makes policing it incredibly easy
It being so resource intensive makes policing it incredibly easy
Living through red scare 2: electric boogaloo
October 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Living through red scare 2: electric boogaloo
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Donald Trump was president on January 6
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Donald Trump was president on January 6
Video sharing sites could probably circumvent the whole problem of kids seeing inappropriate content by just doing what TV does and letting time zones affect what content they push.
Family friendly while parents are at work, and adult oriented while the kids are asleep
Family friendly while parents are at work, and adult oriented while the kids are asleep
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Video sharing sites could probably circumvent the whole problem of kids seeing inappropriate content by just doing what TV does and letting time zones affect what content they push.
Family friendly while parents are at work, and adult oriented while the kids are asleep
Family friendly while parents are at work, and adult oriented while the kids are asleep
"Death gives life meaning" sounds good on paper, but in practice it's often a way for the young healthy & able-bodied to offload emotional labor onto the most vulnerable; The old, the sick & the disabled.
To those of us in said groups it reads as "your purpose is to die so my life can have meaning"
To those of us in said groups it reads as "your purpose is to die so my life can have meaning"
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"Death gives life meaning" sounds good on paper, but in practice it's often a way for the young healthy & able-bodied to offload emotional labor onto the most vulnerable; The old, the sick & the disabled.
To those of us in said groups it reads as "your purpose is to die so my life can have meaning"
To those of us in said groups it reads as "your purpose is to die so my life can have meaning"
The thing that sets the fantastical racism of Marvel's mutants apart from other examples of the trope is the fact that it's a universe where superpowered non-mutants far outnumber the mutants.
Once you notice this you realize the distinction between mutant and non-mutant is an entirely arbitrary
Once you notice this you realize the distinction between mutant and non-mutant is an entirely arbitrary
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The thing that sets the fantastical racism of Marvel's mutants apart from other examples of the trope is the fact that it's a universe where superpowered non-mutants far outnumber the mutants.
Once you notice this you realize the distinction between mutant and non-mutant is an entirely arbitrary
Once you notice this you realize the distinction between mutant and non-mutant is an entirely arbitrary
D.o I.t Y.ourself is coming out so much better than I first thought, I'm so fucking excited to have this shit ready by Halloween
October 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
D.o I.t Y.ourself is coming out so much better than I first thought, I'm so fucking excited to have this shit ready by Halloween
The history of christian authoritarianism is basically just them pulling made up religious taboos out of their ass and then feigning shock and horror when the only people still doing those things are non-christians
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The history of christian authoritarianism is basically just them pulling made up religious taboos out of their ass and then feigning shock and horror when the only people still doing those things are non-christians