Jackie Daytona
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Jackie Daytona
@jackiedayt0na.bsky.social
Not bad, for a human
Meredith Marks has never been more likeable than laughing in this shark suit tbh
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Politicians rn "we need Americans to fight!"
Bitch that is why we hired you. Go do your job.
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Every once in a while, only when im home alone, my dogs flip OUT at nothing on the stairs. And today I finally got the courage to let the ghost knpw im a people pleaser and told my dogs to "be nice and leave them alone" LOLOL
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love how closely millennials hide the secret of what they're being for halloween
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Zendaya is unarguably gorgeous. She is however, not good at acting.
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I really love ugliest/scariest houses in America, but WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE MAP lolo cuz i have questionsl
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
9-1-1 should only be watched with an MST3K perspective
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
*my dog snoring while I fall asleep*

Peaceful, adorable, necessary to the white noise

*my husband snoring while I fall asleep*

Affecting every inch of my nervous system, clearly he is out to get me
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Reposted by Jackie Daytona
ZERO arrests at No Kings in NYC. (And the NYPD isn’t notorious for being sympathetic with people anti-Trump.)

This proves what shameless liars Speaker Mike Johnson & Karoline Leavitt are to slander the participants as violent anarchists.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My personal conspiracy is that George Santos is a long con Nathan Fielder bit
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Our 23 YO pet sitter said our house was "vibey" and honestly I'll be riding that compliment wave for like a year
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How tf does anyone at Alo LA focus on their workout?
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Perfect Neighbor doc is SO WELL DONE. No room for spin, just body cam. Fuck this lady for preferring to hear children scream with pain than with joy. These precious babies and that mother just doing her best. Heartbreaking.
October 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Do you have no friends or discernible skills? Were you denied a mall security job for mental instability? Have you avoided books since 6th grade? Is your marriage falling apart due to your anger issues? Do you fetishize kidnapping strangers? Join ICE today!
October 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I would love one day where the news doesn't give me an upset stomach
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If a bank robber was the one to return the money, we wouldn't give him the cash reward. Trump will never deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
October 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
TRUMP IS STILL TRYING TO BREAK DOWN DEMOCRACY IN AMERICA REGARDLESS OF WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If I think about how much i love my friends too much i start crying. I hope everyone gets to feel that way.
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I want bots regulated like spam calls. Every tech bro can suck my ass. Loser ass virgin energy
October 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
America needs Demetri Martin now more than ever.
October 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Mae Martin fucking SHINES in Wayward. Like. Truly such a great performance
October 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Drinking an energy drink while exercising is psychotic
October 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Does the NYT think i can't see the cross promotion in the crossword??
October 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I would like to formally apologize to every CGI artist for thinking it didn't count. I would choose you over AI 100 times over.
September 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
In regards to the new meta AI feed... that should be the litmus test for using the internet. If you choose to scroll AI slop, internet rights her revoked.
September 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM