This stupid guy on my flight wouldn't switch seats so I could sit next to his wife...

Please buy my book.
I’m not built for OnlyFans.
My trench coat doesn’t come off—it’s part of my skin now.

🦇 Giant Killer Bats of Alamogordo is waiting.
📘 www.amazon.com/Giant-Killer...
#BMovieBooks #IndieAuthor #PleaseBuyItSoIDontHaveToStrip

If you're reading this, I survived the Killer Bats, the Mummy’s Day Off, and a cursed tiki bar.
I also survived not posting for a couple weeks.
Let’s call it even.
#BackFromTheDead #PulpFiction

Hey #indie writers. Did you use AI or a cover designer for your books? Or did you do like me and go at it yourself? Post your fave cover. Here is mine.

BREAKING: Sales spike detected in Giant Killer Bats of Alamogordo!
Three brave souls faced the flapocalypse this week.
Was it the cover? The camp? The cosmic conspiracy?
No time to question—THE BATS ARE COMING.
#BMovieBooks #IndieAuthor #PulpHorror
www.amazon.com/Giant-Killer...

Thanks, Bluesky, for not being a complete disaster.
No bots trying to sell me crypto. No billionaire cosplay. Just weird, smart people shouting into the void together.

Feels like home.
If home had better lighting and fewer Nazis.

Every time I see sales listed in my monthly report I have the terrible need to know who each one that bought my book was. I want to hug and thank them, and then shake them silly and ask them what is wrong with them. In my mind I am the best, and worst, writer there could ever be.

Hey! My first book has a trailer!

I used to enjoy Twitter (now x, I guess) but it has become such a vitriolic atmosphere I am just dumping it. BlueSky is going to be my preferred place now and for the foreseeable future.

What’s a post you made that didn’t age well?
I once said “This can’t possibly get weirder.”
Narrator: it did.

Drop your cautionary tales below. I’ll bring popcorn. (Possibly haunted.)

COMING SOON (maybe?) to a drive-in near you:
Stories too weird for bookstores.
Too pulpy for prime time.
Too radioactive to legally classify.

Now accepting cursed popcorn, haunted speaker boxes, and any theater brave enough to screen them.

I try to post regularly.
Sometimes I forget.
Sometimes I forget that I forgot.
So if you’re seeing this — congrats, it’s one of the good days.

Torn between two titles for my next book:
“Attack of the 50ft Story Collection”
vs.
“It Came from the Tiki Hut.”
One screams mutant mayhem.
The other smells like rum and regret.
Not the actual covers BTW. I just thought they were fun.

Ever wonder what it would be like to write your own ending to a sci-fi or horror classic? 🌌💀 Let’s reimagine! Which movie or book would you rewrite, and how would it end? #SciFiBooks #HorrorFans #IndieAuthor

Greetings, earthlings and B-movie aficionados! 👽 Jack Morse here, your guide to campy chaos and creature features—now in book form. Follow me for snark, monsters, and occasional gamer rants (WoW mains, unite!). #BMovieBooks #IndieAuthor #WorldOfWarcraft