Please buy my book.
I’m not built for OnlyFans.
My trench coat doesn’t come off—it’s part of my skin now.

🦇 Giant Killer Bats of Alamogordo is waiting.
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#BMovieBooks #IndieAuthor #PleaseBuyItSoIDontHaveToStrip

Hey #indie writers. Did you use AI or a cover designer for your books? Or did you do like me and go at it yourself? Post your fave cover. Here is mine.

BREAKING: Sales spike detected in Giant Killer Bats of Alamogordo!
Three brave souls faced the flapocalypse this week.
Was it the cover? The camp? The cosmic conspiracy?
No time to question—THE BATS ARE COMING.
#BMovieBooks #IndieAuthor #PulpHorror
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Hey! My first book has a trailer!

COMING SOON (maybe?) to a drive-in near you:
Stories too weird for bookstores.
Too pulpy for prime time.
Too radioactive to legally classify.

Now accepting cursed popcorn, haunted speaker boxes, and any theater brave enough to screen them.

I try to post regularly.
Sometimes I forget.
Sometimes I forget that I forgot.
So if you’re seeing this — congrats, it’s one of the good days.

Torn between two titles for my next book:
“Attack of the 50ft Story Collection”
vs.
“It Came from the Tiki Hut.”
One screams mutant mayhem.
The other smells like rum and regret.
Not the actual covers BTW. I just thought they were fun.