Jack Probst
@jackprobst.com
writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear.
✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
They have Kirby plate covers at Kyra Revolving Sushi rn.
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
They have Kirby plate covers at Kyra Revolving Sushi rn.
This is a long shot, but does anyone happen to have access to the entire run of Jon Glaser Loves Gear? Is it just gone now?
January 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
This is a long shot, but does anyone happen to have access to the entire run of Jon Glaser Loves Gear? Is it just gone now?
Has anyone actually seen Kevin Pollack and Alaskan Pollack in the same room together? Really makes you think.
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Has anyone actually seen Kevin Pollack and Alaskan Pollack in the same room together? Really makes you think.
It sure has been a year, hasn’t it? 🧡
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It sure has been a year, hasn’t it? 🧡
tfw you're in the only Na’vi-fronted Misfits tribute band on all of Pandora.
December 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
tfw you're in the only Na’vi-fronted Misfits tribute band on all of Pandora.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
Scarlett Johansson’s Tom Waits cover album recorded with members of TVOTR, YYYs, and David Bowie is good actually.
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Scarlett Johansson’s Tom Waits cover album recorded with members of TVOTR, YYYs, and David Bowie is good actually.
Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits
When they ask me what radicalized me.
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When they ask me what radicalized me.
I regret getting rid of this hand-me-down U2 Zoo TV shirt my uncle gave me in the mid-'90s, the one I wore for this 6th grade class photo.
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I regret getting rid of this hand-me-down U2 Zoo TV shirt my uncle gave me in the mid-'90s, the one I wore for this 6th grade class photo.
going into 2026 like…
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
going into 2026 like…
Happy birthday, Tom Waits! Thank you for this gem.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Happy birthday, Tom Waits! Thank you for this gem.
Me: This edible ain’t doing much.
Also me, texting all my friends and family:
Also me, texting all my friends and family:
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Me: This edible ain’t doing much.
Also me, texting all my friends and family:
Also me, texting all my friends and family:
It’s just one big long Books playlist I hit shuffle on.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s just one big long Books playlist I hit shuffle on.
