Jack Probst
@jackprobst.com
writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear.
✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
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Jack Probst
@jackprobst.com
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Surviving 24 Hours at Music Box of Horrors - Merry-Go-Round Magazine
Repertory, art house, and indie theaters across the country come alive during October with horror programming, especially the all night marathon. But what is it like to actually survive one? Jack Probst offers a full log of just that experience at Chicago's Music Box of Horrors!
merrygoroundmagazine.com
Two weeks ago, my buddy Jon and I attend a 24-hour horror movie marathon at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social. I wrote about my love for horror movies, lifelong friendships, and the experience of watching films in a theatre full of like-minded folks for @mgrmagazine.bsky.social.
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If you make more money than Zach Braff, your salary will be "Braffled" going forward.
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you make more money than Zach Braff, your salary will be "Braffled" going forward.
I know this is a really controversial statement, but A Christmas Story is a Christmas movie.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I know this is a really controversial statement, but A Christmas Story is a Christmas movie.
"Ah, cranberry sauce, a la Bart!"
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Ah, cranberry sauce, a la Bart!"
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Any of my friends on here have something to promote ahead of holiday shopping? I’m making an indie-art gift guide for ECV.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Any of my friends on here have something to promote ahead of holiday shopping? I’m making an indie-art gift guide for ECV.
Join me, won’t you? (I’m right in the middle!)
Mortalization at MaxFunHQ isn't forever, but forever ain't what it used to be.
We're a long way from running out of Post-its, so if you want in, grab a fiver and head to maximumfun.org/movingday
We're a long way from running out of Post-its, so if you want in, grab a fiver and head to maximumfun.org/movingday
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Join me, won’t you? (I’m right in the middle!)
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All music is ambient music if you’re far enough away from it bro ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
All music is ambient music if you’re far enough away from it bro ❤️
For writing, I have been cursed to think about everything that’s ever happened to me on an endless loop and it helps to just get some of it down on paper.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
For writing, I have been cursed to think about everything that’s ever happened to me on an endless loop and it helps to just get some of it down on paper.
“Skull of a Skeleton with a Burning Cigarette,” Vincent Van Gogh
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Skull of a Skeleton with a Burning Cigarette,” Vincent Van Gogh
They keep saying Björk is 60, and I refuse to believe an ice elf like her is any less than ten thousand years old.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
They keep saying Björk is 60, and I refuse to believe an ice elf like her is any less than ten thousand years old.
Revisiting Wicked before we see part 2 tomorrow, and I forgot that the most fantastically unbelievable thing about it is that the school is called Shiz.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Revisiting Wicked before we see part 2 tomorrow, and I forgot that the most fantastically unbelievable thing about it is that the school is called Shiz.
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Watching Plur1bus and Brittany just revealed she refers to her as Rhea Seahorse. I love my wife so much.
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Watching Plur1bus and Brittany just revealed she refers to her as Rhea Seahorse. I love my wife so much.
Brittany’s learning Italian, so I might try learning another language so we can have Dueling Lingos.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Brittany’s learning Italian, so I might try learning another language so we can have Dueling Lingos.
Work tip: If someone messages you, "Got a sec?" what they actually mean is, "I am going to call you to ask questions you don't know the answer to."
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Work tip: If someone messages you, "Got a sec?" what they actually mean is, "I am going to call you to ask questions you don't know the answer to."
Me on Fridays: I can’t wait to check out new releases!
Also me: Listens to “Tongue” by R.E.M. three times in a row.
Also me: Listens to “Tongue” by R.E.M. three times in a row.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me on Fridays: I can’t wait to check out new releases!
Also me: Listens to “Tongue” by R.E.M. three times in a row.
Also me: Listens to “Tongue” by R.E.M. three times in a row.
This is fantastic. I loved writing for Paste, especially for the comedy section. It was a place where I could go “here’s a dumb thing I love that makes me laugh and I want to write about how it makes me not want to die” and Claire Martin always let me just go for it.
I've been having a lot of feelings about the changes at Paste Magazine the past few days. So, in true Leila fashion, I wrote 2.5k words about it. You can read it here:
open.substack.com/pub/leilajor...
open.substack.com/pub/leilajor...
"I love this idea, go for it:" an ode to the Paste Magazine I knew
With the announcement that Paste Media is pivoting away from most its verticals except Music for its flagship magazine, I'm paying tribute to the website that gave me a career
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is fantastic. I loved writing for Paste, especially for the comedy section. It was a place where I could go “here’s a dumb thing I love that makes me laugh and I want to write about how it makes me not want to die” and Claire Martin always let me just go for it.
Favorite sister-in-law is in town. 🙌
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Favorite sister-in-law is in town. 🙌
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
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The 25th anniversary celebration continues! This week's show was recorded live in Santa Cruz. We are joined by Glynn Washington of “Snap Judgment,” Boots Riley of “Sorry to Bother You,” and Adam Scott of “Severance.” Plus, live tunes from The Mermen, and standup from Scott Simpson: buff.ly/1uksrMi
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The 25th anniversary celebration continues! This week's show was recorded live in Santa Cruz. We are joined by Glynn Washington of “Snap Judgment,” Boots Riley of “Sorry to Bother You,” and Adam Scott of “Severance.” Plus, live tunes from The Mermen, and standup from Scott Simpson: buff.ly/1uksrMi
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"It really wasn’t a question of would I die, it was when. I’m really grateful I didn’t, and that now I don’t think I’m gonna die—I hope I make it past 30, I think I will. I don’t think it’ll be my own doing, I know that much."
Interview: Collapsing With Nussy Andrews - Merry-Go-Round Magazine
When Nussy Andrews tells me she’s an open book, I believe her. On her stellar 2024 album, VENUS, BABY, the New York City-based, New Jersey-raised singer-songwriter is morosely honest. “Autopsy,” the r...
merrygoroundmagazine.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"It really wasn’t a question of would I die, it was when. I’m really grateful I didn’t, and that now I don’t think I’m gonna die—I hope I make it past 30, I think I will. I don’t think it’ll be my own doing, I know that much."
Please enjoy the brilliant fall decorations at my Grandma’s house this year.
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Please enjoy the brilliant fall decorations at my Grandma’s house this year.
I have about 6 Bargain Bin essays in the hopper, but I keep getting stuck, so none of them are done. Get stuck, move to next, repeat, repeat, repeat.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have about 6 Bargain Bin essays in the hopper, but I keep getting stuck, so none of them are done. Get stuck, move to next, repeat, repeat, repeat.
Ope, it's time to retire calling things “oddly satisfying.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Ope, it's time to retire calling things “oddly satisfying.”