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“Oh boy not this guy”-critics/supporters
My body dysmorphia tells me I look like this
Ed Sheeran as Pennywise for Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Begging Nintendo to somehow bring Boktai to NSO
September 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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A black person was found hanging in Del Mar Park in Aurora a few days ago but you haven't heard about it because the police ruled it a suicide. Black people do not kill themselves by public hanging.
June 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Love that $50 is just the baseline for how much everything costs now
June 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dexter would never wear those fuckass outfits
Sarah Jessica Parker speaks out on the double standards faced by male and female characters on television:

“A male lead on a show can be a murderer, and people love him. If a woman has an affair, behaves poorly, or spends money foolishly […] there’s a kind of punitive response to it.”
June 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This is a very first world problem but regular pizza delivery routing through DoorDash is diabolical
May 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hi @rianjohnson.bsky.social how can I get some cheesemongers merch? Perhaps a hat?
May 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This new Bridget Jones is written like an insane AO3 story
May 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Chicago Pope already greenlit at NBC as part of their Chicago drama programming slate
May 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A film? That takes place where I’m from? There are kind of a lot but this one was just so specific
April 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I use haribo bears
i was supposed to get my wisdom teeth out before they grew roots but i didn't want to and now i'm almost 26 years old teething on stale fiber gummies
April 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Your White Lotus takes are all so stupid god bless
April 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
THE PITT is fantastic and I cannot in conscience recommend anyone watch it because it’s like being repeatedly stabbed
March 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One woman
Every X-Men star in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’:

• Ian McKellen as Magneto
• Kelsey Grammar as Beast
• James Marsden as Cyclops
• Channing Tatum as Gambit
• Rebecca Romijn as Mystique
• Patrick Stewart as Professor X
• Alan Cumming as Nightcrawler
March 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Have been trying to deal with @xfinitysupport.bsky.social for over a week (my wifi just..doesn’t work anymore,) and have gotten 3 different excuses and apparently there’s no way to get a real agent to respond. Everything is AI hell now??
March 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@adamtypeperson.bsky.social I don’t read good and I was like “who is Adam Pearson”
March 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This might legally be classified as an opioid
March 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Incredibly excited for The Traitors finale but sad I won’t be seeing Dylan Efron get gaslit every week after this
March 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I love when they casually confirm that these movies get all the way to shooting without writers
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Mar 5
The Russo Bros. say Robert Downey Jr. is so "dialed in" when it comes to his upcoming stint as Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday that he's been coming up with backstory for the classic Marvel villain.
March 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Singing out loud in the gym locker room is diabolical
February 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Spending time with that southern family on the White Lotus feels like someone pointing a loaded gun directly at my head
February 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
February 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Why is the SNL50 on a Sunday…..
February 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM