Jac 🧋
@jaclynjanae.bsky.social
She/Her. Perpetually exhausted 30 yr old.
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A specific anxiety disorder only for when a major television show has a finale looming and you get pre-hostile to the inevitable Bad Takes
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A specific anxiety disorder only for when a major television show has a finale looming and you get pre-hostile to the inevitable Bad Takes
and another fuck you ai. my mom sent me a christmas jesus instagram video 🖕🏽
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
and another fuck you ai. my mom sent me a christmas jesus instagram video 🖕🏽
me trying to figure out how i'm going to be in my physical body at my moms house when stranger things and heated rivalry are dropping new episodes at the same time
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
me trying to figure out how i'm going to be in my physical body at my moms house when stranger things and heated rivalry are dropping new episodes at the same time
it's 60 degrees in december in utah but global warming isn't real
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
it's 60 degrees in december in utah but global warming isn't real
i need everyone to know i got addicted to ginger ale before heated rivalry
December 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i need everyone to know i got addicted to ginger ale before heated rivalry
can someone invent a washer/dryer where the washer is on top of the dryer and when it's done washing, it automatically releases the clothes into the dryer below? and starts the drying process by itself?
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
can someone invent a washer/dryer where the washer is on top of the dryer and when it's done washing, it automatically releases the clothes into the dryer below? and starts the drying process by itself?
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1737
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1737
i told my sleep paralysis demon i was going to kill him last night and that's the fastest i've ever been freed. i've been laughing about it all day, i'm glad it doesn't freak me out anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i told my sleep paralysis demon i was going to kill him last night and that's the fastest i've ever been freed. i've been laughing about it all day, i'm glad it doesn't freak me out anymore.
i ordered something 2 weeks ago and it hasn't been shipped yet it's just sitting somewhere with a printed label saying "preparing shipment" HOW LONG DOES IT NEED TO PREPARE
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i ordered something 2 weeks ago and it hasn't been shipped yet it's just sitting somewhere with a printed label saying "preparing shipment" HOW LONG DOES IT NEED TO PREPARE
*me telling my coworkers how good hamnet was and how it was such a good representation of how grief feels*
*my coworkers all nodding solemnly*
me 2 seconds later: so anyway the spongebob movie comes out next week
*my coworkers all nodding solemnly*
me 2 seconds later: so anyway the spongebob movie comes out next week
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*me telling my coworkers how good hamnet was and how it was such a good representation of how grief feels*
*my coworkers all nodding solemnly*
me 2 seconds later: so anyway the spongebob movie comes out next week
*my coworkers all nodding solemnly*
me 2 seconds later: so anyway the spongebob movie comes out next week
does the quality of everything seem bad to anyone else lately? i just got the ick from my groceries
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
does the quality of everything seem bad to anyone else lately? i just got the ick from my groceries
when something you've been craving hits exactly how you wanted it too
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
when something you've been craving hits exactly how you wanted it too
Watched Dawsons Creek for the first time ever. Joey is the most insufferable character I've ever had to sit through. I'm mad that I had to know how the show ended. I don't know how this was one of my friends favorite show in college. I wish I could have the last month and half back of my life.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Watched Dawsons Creek for the first time ever. Joey is the most insufferable character I've ever had to sit through. I'm mad that I had to know how the show ended. I don't know how this was one of my friends favorite show in college. I wish I could have the last month and half back of my life.
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thanks @jaclynjanae.bsky.social for always coming through with perspective, a decade of fandom events later
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
thanks @jaclynjanae.bsky.social for always coming through with perspective, a decade of fandom events later
MAD MEN ON HBO AHHHHHH
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
MAD MEN ON HBO AHHHHHH
I had all last week off from work and didn't drink the entire time. I was happy. I'm back to work today and oh my god I can't wait to get off so I can make myself a drink.
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I had all last week off from work and didn't drink the entire time. I was happy. I'm back to work today and oh my god I can't wait to get off so I can make myself a drink.
I was so excited to see David Duchovny on Smartless I just finished the episode. But I wish jason, sean and will would stop yapping to each other sometimes and actually pay attention to their guest 😤
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I was so excited to see David Duchovny on Smartless I just finished the episode. But I wish jason, sean and will would stop yapping to each other sometimes and actually pay attention to their guest 😤
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1719
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1719
mik called me a furrologist today
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
mik called me a furrologist today
WHO DO I HAVE TO SLAP FOR THIS
The live-action ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: THE LAST RONIN’ movie is no longer happening.
Ilya Naishuller (‘Nobody’) was in talks to direct the film
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
Ilya Naishuller (‘Nobody’) was in talks to direct the film
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
WHO DO I HAVE TO SLAP FOR THIS
"happy 5 yrs we don't know how to spell your name because you work the the dungeon"
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"happy 5 yrs we don't know how to spell your name because you work the the dungeon"
saw the most beautiful man i've ever seen in utah tonight at the bar
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
saw the most beautiful man i've ever seen in utah tonight at the bar
YOOOO
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
YOOOO