Jacob Colliver
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Jacob Colliver
@jacobcolliver.bsky.social
Writer. Buck Bumble is an action video game for the Nintendo 64 developed by British company Argonaut Software and released by UbiSoft in 1998
WAKE UP, SAMURAI...

MY TUM-TUM FEELS FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This got me thinking "whatever happened to the first Dr Rudi" and it turns out he's a literal qualified psychotherapist now lmao
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
SwagaGUCCI
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"If we just learned to click blue hyperlinks instead of panels we'd ALL BE FINE RIGHT NOW"
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My wife staking out the line for poffertjes at the Port Fairy Folk Festival for me
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Everyone in Australia has to check out the photo Channel 4 is using to advertise Come Dine With Me on streaming
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Evergreen post
October 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
When I lead the job application with a professional photo that shows my best features
October 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Werner Herzog Unboxing Video
September 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"Nobody's getting their bits out in Marvel movies,
And they're all hopped up on deepfakes"
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
September 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Never say never
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Someone's trying to see a return
September 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I felt an otherworldly compulsion to make this
August 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When the librarian reads a book we have at home for Storytime and I notice she's skipping pages
August 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
August 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Perfect trilogy run
August 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
August 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
July 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
July 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Just did the maths on this: EB Plus is $49 a year. A Pokemon TCG booster is $9. To get my money’s worth out of this membership on free cards alone, I would need to buy 60 booster packs. That is $540 I need to give EB Games before I see a - and you'll observe that I use this term loosely - “return”.
July 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
June 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ah, I see there are already those of culture, here
June 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM