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Jacob Colliver

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Writer. Buck Bumble is an action video game for the Nintendo 64 developed by British company Argonaut Software and released by UbiSoft in 1998

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 1d

Dark Room at PAX Aus was especially unhinged this year lmao

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 1d

Your power is unmatched

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 1d

One guy vaping in the toilets, absolutely sweating bullets

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 1d

Good thing I'm fuelling my body on chips and a different arrangement of chips!!!

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 1d

Getting to an age where I actively need to train for PAX Aus. It's like how F1 drivers work out to withstand the G Forces but it's just me wandering around saying "wow, that's so cool! Must've taken ages to make, ha ha" to 70 different indie developers

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 2d

Just Frank from Blue Velvet-ing the chest tightness away

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 2d

Congratulations!!!!!

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · Jun 8

DIG through the ditches
And BURN through the witches
And WORK as a waitress
In a COCKTAIL BAR

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 8d

When I lead the job application with a professional photo that shows my best features

A Domain.com listing for what appears to be a witches bog in Clarendon, Victoria, showcasing zero bedrooms, zero bathrooms and zero car ports. It's basically a shack with a giant, gnarled tree out the front that would not look out of place in a cursed forest from Elden Ring

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 10d

oh no

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 10d

I think the truly weird thing would be just, like, two of the lightbulbs

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Nov 6

hard to blame first emperor of unified China, Qin Shi Huang, for thinking mercury was the best thing you could possibly drink. looks like a powerup. if it doesn't kill you right away i think it's fair for a guy in 221 BC to assume it will turn him into some sort of invulnerable metal man

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 11d

There's truly no worse feeling than when a podcaster can't properly remember something about a movie you've seen more times than some of your cousins

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 12d

I feel a representative need to apologise every time I see Andrew Wilson's mug. There's a type of dude this country produces that we usually successfully quarantine into Tarocash outlets or careers selling dilapidated outer-ring properties but a big one got away from us & we're sorry for that

Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 12d

EA private acquisition deal expected to go smoothly, says report, as "what regulator is going to say no to the president's son-in-law?"

www.eurogamer.net/ea-private-a...

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Jackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 12d

Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 13d

Werner Herzog Unboxing Video

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 15d

I'm aware that I have no sense of what is and isn't in the pop culture zeitgeist but it has absolutely scrambled my brain hearing a Peep Tempel song on a car commercial during the AFL Grand Final

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 17d

That bit where one of the Smiths tries to jump on him and he thwacks him into the stratosphere with a metal pole that makes a sound like the world's densest wiffle bat... That is cinema, to me

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 18d

"Say ohayō to your okāsan for me!"

Rove in Japan. Nani?! Corinne looks from heaven. Peter we forget. Elmo hug. Kawaii.

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 17d

Incredible

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 18d

It's truly incredible that I don't even need to translate this... I know in my heart of hearts what it says

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 18d

Japanese Rove McManus would be like "Nani The!?" look I'm sorry for this one

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 18d

Opening my eyes and seeing the -1 symbol directly above my head

Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 18d

I've been getting maybe an hour or two less sleep than I'd ideally like recently, and it's been okay, but after a week of it you do get the suspicion that you're taking poison damage

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19d

Absolutely cackling at this interaction, good work @dougexeter.bsky.social

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