Tess
@itstessinadress.bsky.social
Australia's tallest woman and Bruce Spence's illegitimate daughter. Renowned Inner West cryptid. Creative Australia awarded director, animator, and producer. Relapsed writer. On unceded Gadigal land. She/her 🏳️⚧️ 🏳🌈
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Tess
@itstessinadress.bsky.social
· Dec 6
Hey bluesky nerds! If you like sci fi written by trans women you'll love Blue Sky Nine (title unrelated to platform), a comedy about a future where Australia looks to the stars for new sources of coal and work for the dole placements. Follow for development news & please boost to find our audience!
"Ubisoft announces live action Far Cry tv show" I *need* Michael Mando to try to kill me with a gun. Get back to me when it's that.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Ubisoft announces live action Far Cry tv show" I *need* Michael Mando to try to kill me with a gun. Get back to me when it's that.
The 28 Days Later trilogy recently wrapped with the long awaited final instalment and to celebrate, Britain has decided to normalise the social inclusion of a man who is unable to stop attacking people because he is infected with rage
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The 28 Days Later trilogy recently wrapped with the long awaited final instalment and to celebrate, Britain has decided to normalise the social inclusion of a man who is unable to stop attacking people because he is infected with rage
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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I am super broke and need help getting food and gas money and my HRT is half gone (I have blockers but am out of Prog and Estrogen)
Please send tips
Please send tips
hi my name is juno rylee schultz
i'm trans, girl, and an independent journalist
nobody wants to hire me right now because im trans lol ive actually had several book publishers tell me they will sign me after politics change
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
i'm trans, girl, and an independent journalist
nobody wants to hire me right now because im trans lol ive actually had several book publishers tell me they will sign me after politics change
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I am super broke and need help getting food and gas money and my HRT is half gone (I have blockers but am out of Prog and Estrogen)
Please send tips
Please send tips
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People really need to learn the value of saying “I was wrong”
The blog post is generally correct (poverty line is an outdated measurement that doesn't adequately capture actual cost of sustenance) but I'm charmed that this economist is discovering that long-standing left observations are true... and being precious about it www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
People really need to learn the value of saying “I was wrong”
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It’s a well-known fact:
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It’s a well-known fact:
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
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Cutting off someone’s income on the basis of an allegation is not justice. It is not safety. It is not fairness. It is a shortcut around the principles that are supposed to protect all of us.
thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...
thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...
Poverty is not evidence, the presumption of innocence must apply to everyone
In the final days of October, the Federal Government quietly inserted a last-minute amendment into an unrelated bill. It has been trying to rush through a change that would allow police and the Home A...
thepoint.com.au
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Cutting off someone’s income on the basis of an allegation is not justice. It is not safety. It is not fairness. It is a shortcut around the principles that are supposed to protect all of us.
thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...
thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...
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95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
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"Ollie North was a political analyst for a Cartoon Network faux-election in 2000" now has strong competition in the "most insane things I've discovered while running this account" category.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"Ollie North was a political analyst for a Cartoon Network faux-election in 2000" now has strong competition in the "most insane things I've discovered while running this account" category.
Tess honey no, don't answer his question about how the job hunt is going by telling him you're taking a break to work on some scripts knowing full well he has a side job in production. Tess, stop, he doesn't need to know the premise. Baby no do not let him offer to help shoot it oh my god girl why 😮💨
I was getting ready to work in a mention of my wife to this cashier who's been getting really chatty with me but he's started ringing up my purchases with the rewards discount even though I'm not signed up and like, it's a pretty good discount...
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Tess honey no, don't answer his question about how the job hunt is going by telling him you're taking a break to work on some scripts knowing full well he has a side job in production. Tess, stop, he doesn't need to know the premise. Baby no do not let him offer to help shoot it oh my god girl why 😮💨
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a friend of mine needs new glasses! please help her out #mutualaid
Donate to Help Cover the Cost of New Glasses, organized by Jasmine Carrion
Starting a fundraiser for new glasses that I can not pay for right now. Anything he… Jasmine Carrion needs your support for Help Cover the Cost of New Glasses
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
a friend of mine needs new glasses! please help her out #mutualaid
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Seems like there's some diminishing returns kicking in here lads.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Seems like there's some diminishing returns kicking in here lads.
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Fuji DL-200 + Kodak Aerocolor IV
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fuji DL-200 + Kodak Aerocolor IV
They used to let weird people do low budget interesting things on television, and it led to what you consider in retrospect to be cultural institutions. Nostalgia can never let you experience it anew, or create anew. You have to support weird people doing low budget interesting things on television.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They used to let weird people do low budget interesting things on television, and it led to what you consider in retrospect to be cultural institutions. Nostalgia can never let you experience it anew, or create anew. You have to support weird people doing low budget interesting things on television.
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
I was an artist before I was a woman and my advice for feminine presentation is the same for both: gender is stored in the eyes. You draw two identical smiley faces and give one eyelashes and people will refer to the eyelash one as "her" every time. We're simple creatures, now practise your eyeliner
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I was an artist before I was a woman and my advice for feminine presentation is the same for both: gender is stored in the eyes. You draw two identical smiley faces and give one eyelashes and people will refer to the eyelash one as "her" every time. We're simple creatures, now practise your eyeliner
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canvas tote bags are available and 20% off if you're a sex worker (DM me for the discount code)
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shop.frecksandframes.fans
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
psssst shop small
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When ever one of those AI bros tires to tell you that artist are gatekeeping art remember that pros, armatures, hobbyist all stopped what they where doing to provide guidance to a newbie artist over the shared experience that "this one angle is hard to draw"
The "Frieren Looking Up" Art Trend attracted some Big Names in Animation! Excited for Season 2?
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When ever one of those AI bros tires to tell you that artist are gatekeeping art remember that pros, armatures, hobbyist all stopped what they where doing to provide guidance to a newbie artist over the shared experience that "this one angle is hard to draw"
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Asking for donations to retrieve a #news segment from a paid TV archive service. This one is on the first #ransomware attack ever, by Joseph Popp back in 1989. AFAIK there are zero publicly available contemporaneous news clips online right now.
#hacking #hacker #history
ko-fi.com/realhackhist...
#hacking #hacker #history
ko-fi.com/realhackhist...
Buy realhackhistory a Coffee
Become a supporter of realhackhistory today!
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Asking for donations to retrieve a #news segment from a paid TV archive service. This one is on the first #ransomware attack ever, by Joseph Popp back in 1989. AFAIK there are zero publicly available contemporaneous news clips online right now.
#hacking #hacker #history
ko-fi.com/realhackhist...
#hacking #hacker #history
ko-fi.com/realhackhist...
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Yep, one of the biggest drivers of the elite panic around “wokeness” was the increasing prominence of Black people and particularly Black women in their fields and we’re seeing that coalition rewarded with the targeting of Black workers.
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Yep, one of the biggest drivers of the elite panic around “wokeness” was the increasing prominence of Black people and particularly Black women in their fields and we’re seeing that coalition rewarded with the targeting of Black workers.
(don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman" don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman" don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman" don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman" don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman") I have an unbeliev
Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does *your* body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
(don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman" don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman" don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman" don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman" don't say "I have an unusually large penis for a woman") I have an unbeliev
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My car note is overdue
My phone service is now shut off
Internet will be shut off tomorrow
I need help or I won’t be able to come online or be in contact with anyone. This is dangerous for my mental health and my families safety.
My phone service is now shut off
Internet will be shut off tomorrow
I need help or I won’t be able to come online or be in contact with anyone. This is dangerous for my mental health and my families safety.
I need my phone & Internet to not only receive help but to keep in contact with my disabled childs therapists. Thank you 💜
Car note due today- $317
Phone due tomorrow- $224
Internet due the 23rd- $292
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Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
Car note due today- $317
Phone due tomorrow- $224
Internet due the 23rd- $292
PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf
Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My car note is overdue
My phone service is now shut off
Internet will be shut off tomorrow
I need help or I won’t be able to come online or be in contact with anyone. This is dangerous for my mental health and my families safety.
My phone service is now shut off
Internet will be shut off tomorrow
I need help or I won’t be able to come online or be in contact with anyone. This is dangerous for my mental health and my families safety.
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So ... a dangerous abuser accuses his partner or ex-partner of a violent crime (this is common) & get the cops to charge her, usual delays until it's dropped/heard and now the govt will cut off the accused's entitlements, making her - & her children - wholly dependent on her abuser? Get out of it.
New: 100+ legal experts, welfare groups & academics demand the Minister bin an amendment, allowing police to cancel welfare payments for people who have not been found guilty of any crime
@tanyaplibersekmp.bsky.social is trying to ram this amendment through today
Read more: archive.is/UHu9J
@tanyaplibersekmp.bsky.social is trying to ram this amendment through today
Read more: archive.is/UHu9J
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
So ... a dangerous abuser accuses his partner or ex-partner of a violent crime (this is common) & get the cops to charge her, usual delays until it's dropped/heard and now the govt will cut off the accused's entitlements, making her - & her children - wholly dependent on her abuser? Get out of it.
Does anyone else remember when they raided Jeffrey Epstein's home & they found tons of hidden cameras and secret tapes? I wonder what was on them? Anyway it's cool how they've trickle-leaked names and comms the whole time big tech has been perfecting a "literally any image can be faked" machine, huh
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Does anyone else remember when they raided Jeffrey Epstein's home & they found tons of hidden cameras and secret tapes? I wonder what was on them? Anyway it's cool how they've trickle-leaked names and comms the whole time big tech has been perfecting a "literally any image can be faked" machine, huh
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