Jackie W.
@jacqwolk.bsky.social
Garden variety neurotic and general arty-crafty type. Will make stuff for love and/or money.
Just overheard a college student talking about the Heat Miser and her friends had no idea who that was and I have now officially given up hope for the youth of today
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just overheard a college student talking about the Heat Miser and her friends had no idea who that was and I have now officially given up hope for the youth of today
Well, at least the Grim Reaper’s aim on the claw machine is getting a little better. RIP Dubya’s puppeteer.
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Well, at least the Grim Reaper’s aim on the claw machine is getting a little better. RIP Dubya’s puppeteer.
Sometimes my daughter’s bus running late works out okay because I get to see the Fat Boys on TV while we’re waiting
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Sometimes my daughter’s bus running late works out okay because I get to see the Fat Boys on TV while we’re waiting
Heads up that John Waters is going to be interviewed on WBEZ in the next hour.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Heads up that John Waters is going to be interviewed on WBEZ in the next hour.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Today is cosplay day at work so I came in dressed as Joey Ramone, grabbed the mic and yelled “1234 1234”.
Nobody got it…until I referenced the Simpsons episode w/Mr. Burns’ birthday and then my coworkers were all like “ohhh yeah”
Sometimes it’s lonely being one of the only ppl here in my late 50s
Nobody got it…until I referenced the Simpsons episode w/Mr. Burns’ birthday and then my coworkers were all like “ohhh yeah”
Sometimes it’s lonely being one of the only ppl here in my late 50s
October 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today is cosplay day at work so I came in dressed as Joey Ramone, grabbed the mic and yelled “1234 1234”.
Nobody got it…until I referenced the Simpsons episode w/Mr. Burns’ birthday and then my coworkers were all like “ohhh yeah”
Sometimes it’s lonely being one of the only ppl here in my late 50s
Nobody got it…until I referenced the Simpsons episode w/Mr. Burns’ birthday and then my coworkers were all like “ohhh yeah”
Sometimes it’s lonely being one of the only ppl here in my late 50s
In an hour and a half, I become the parent of a grown-ass adult. I’m just as amazed as you are that anything dependent on me has made it to 21 years old alive and not in need of trauma therapy.
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
In an hour and a half, I become the parent of a grown-ass adult. I’m just as amazed as you are that anything dependent on me has made it to 21 years old alive and not in need of trauma therapy.
I can’t attend the march in Chicago bc my husband has OT and it’s too much for my autistic daughter whom I can’t leave home alone. Instead, I donated a bus ticket to send someone in DC in my place. Plus, heard of a protest in Rosemont that is manageable enough where my daughter and I can both go.
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I can’t attend the march in Chicago bc my husband has OT and it’s too much for my autistic daughter whom I can’t leave home alone. Instead, I donated a bus ticket to send someone in DC in my place. Plus, heard of a protest in Rosemont that is manageable enough where my daughter and I can both go.
Watch me show up to Saturday protests dressed up as anything but a frog and be all like the only person who comes in costume to a regular party
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Watch me show up to Saturday protests dressed up as anything but a frog and be all like the only person who comes in costume to a regular party
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
Drunken bro conga line.
Drunken bro conga line.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
Customer prefers the alpha.
Customer prefers the alpha.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
Drunken bro conga line.
Drunken bro conga line.
No amount of esteemable action I can take today will make me prouder of myself than finding a one-star review of cookie icing I wrote last year entitled “people think it’s funny but it’s really cold and runny”
October 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No amount of esteemable action I can take today will make me prouder of myself than finding a one-star review of cookie icing I wrote last year entitled “people think it’s funny but it’s really cold and runny”
Listening to one of those old radio game shows where the host announces the name of the contestant and their full address and I’m thinking it’s funny that doxxing was already a thing in 1945
October 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Listening to one of those old radio game shows where the host announces the name of the contestant and their full address and I’m thinking it’s funny that doxxing was already a thing in 1945
Rando acquaintance: “So when does your daughter finish college?”
Me: “She doesn’t go to college. She’s high needs autistic.”
RA: “Wow. Must have been hitting the Tylenol pretty hard when you were pregnant.”
Me: “Why, what did your mom take when you were in utero? Extended Release asshole?”
Me: “She doesn’t go to college. She’s high needs autistic.”
RA: “Wow. Must have been hitting the Tylenol pretty hard when you were pregnant.”
Me: “Why, what did your mom take when you were in utero? Extended Release asshole?”
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Rando acquaintance: “So when does your daughter finish college?”
Me: “She doesn’t go to college. She’s high needs autistic.”
RA: “Wow. Must have been hitting the Tylenol pretty hard when you were pregnant.”
Me: “Why, what did your mom take when you were in utero? Extended Release asshole?”
Me: “She doesn’t go to college. She’s high needs autistic.”
RA: “Wow. Must have been hitting the Tylenol pretty hard when you were pregnant.”
Me: “Why, what did your mom take when you were in utero? Extended Release asshole?”
As opposed to children who are circumcised late? If you’re going to do it, when the hell else are babies supposed to get circumcised?
Signed, the mom of an uncircumcised child with autism
PS: she’s female, but since we’re being jackasses about the cause of the disorder, I might as well “go
there”
Signed, the mom of an uncircumcised child with autism
PS: she’s female, but since we’re being jackasses about the cause of the disorder, I might as well “go
there”
October 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
As opposed to children who are circumcised late? If you’re going to do it, when the hell else are babies supposed to get circumcised?
Signed, the mom of an uncircumcised child with autism
PS: she’s female, but since we’re being jackasses about the cause of the disorder, I might as well “go
there”
Signed, the mom of an uncircumcised child with autism
PS: she’s female, but since we’re being jackasses about the cause of the disorder, I might as well “go
there”
Dear Grim Reaper: if you have to play the claw game today you know to push the joystick away from Dolly Parton and toward the big orange shitgibbon in the White House, right?
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Dear Grim Reaper: if you have to play the claw game today you know to push the joystick away from Dolly Parton and toward the big orange shitgibbon in the White House, right?
Due to a lack of companion care for my daughter, I did Kol Nidrei services online. In his sermon at the congregation I streamed, the rabbi mentioned Orange Shitgibbon and called Kirk’s shooting a horrible tragedy. Suffice it to say I’ll be watching services, and making a donation, elsewhere tomorrow
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Due to a lack of companion care for my daughter, I did Kol Nidrei services online. In his sermon at the congregation I streamed, the rabbi mentioned Orange Shitgibbon and called Kirk’s shooting a horrible tragedy. Suffice it to say I’ll be watching services, and making a donation, elsewhere tomorrow
Realest shit I’ve heard all day
Huge Voodoo – You're Just Using Me For Sex [US, Experimetal] (1994) Novelist and poet Maggie Estep backed by the looped Industrial sounds of Tape wizard DB Grant.
https://redd.it/1ifc5f2
https://youtu.be/ybYUbY-n7hg
https://redd.it/1ifc5f2
https://youtu.be/ybYUbY-n7hg
Huge Voodoo – You're Just Using Me For Sex [US, Experimetal] (1994) Novelist and poet Maggie Estep backed by the looped Industrial sounds of Tape wizard DB Grant.
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Realest shit I’ve heard all day
Subtly downgrade a band
Demitasse Spoon
Demitasse Spoon
Subtly downgrade a band
Ben Complies in Advance Five
Ben Complies in Advance Five
Rob Thrall
September 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Subtly downgrade a band
Demitasse Spoon
Demitasse Spoon
My cows say Fuck Trump
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My cows say Fuck Trump
My husband got one so-called “joke” in with me about Tylenol this morning. So I am telling you the same thing I said to him in response: I WOULD PLAY ME VERY CAREFULLY WHEN MAKING LIGHT OF TYLENOL AND AUTISM.
In fact, I would venture to say you should just keep your mouth shut on the issue.
In fact, I would venture to say you should just keep your mouth shut on the issue.
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
My husband got one so-called “joke” in with me about Tylenol this morning. So I am telling you the same thing I said to him in response: I WOULD PLAY ME VERY CAREFULLY WHEN MAKING LIGHT OF TYLENOL AND AUTISM.
In fact, I would venture to say you should just keep your mouth shut on the issue.
In fact, I would venture to say you should just keep your mouth shut on the issue.
Practicing my death stare to reply to the first person who finds out my daughter is autistic and asks me whether I took Tylenol during my pregnancy.
September 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Practicing my death stare to reply to the first person who finds out my daughter is autistic and asks me whether I took Tylenol during my pregnancy.
Bracing myself for even more idiot questions from strangers about what caused my daughter’s autism as well as asshole assumptions i didnt totally rawdog migraines during my pregnancy
www.cnn.com/2025/09/21/h...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/21/h...
Trump previews ‘amazing’ autism announcement Monday | CNN
President Donald Trump’s speech at Charlie Kirk’s memorial service on Sunday took a detour into previewing an announcement he plans to make from the Oval Office on Monday about autism.
www.cnn.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Bracing myself for even more idiot questions from strangers about what caused my daughter’s autism as well as asshole assumptions i didnt totally rawdog migraines during my pregnancy
www.cnn.com/2025/09/21/h...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/21/h...
Chicago Public Schools really needs to not send me letters of direct admission along with a blank list of colleges that will accept my intellectually impaired daughter. It’s dehumanizing to her, and it just makes Mommy want to cry.
September 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Chicago Public Schools really needs to not send me letters of direct admission along with a blank list of colleges that will accept my intellectually impaired daughter. It’s dehumanizing to her, and it just makes Mommy want to cry.
Spooky season kicks off tonight, just waiting for makeup and costume to work their magic
September 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Spooky season kicks off tonight, just waiting for makeup and costume to work their magic
AITA? Yeah but only for spending $7.50 on a donut
September 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
AITA? Yeah but only for spending $7.50 on a donut