Jacs
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Button, the pirates stole the sunshine.
THAT MAKES IT WORSE.
I found out recently that they're actually all birds, things like five gold rings refer to gold ringed pheasants, the pipers are sand pipers etc. Technically if you follow the full song with the gifts being added to each day you'd end up with 364 birds 😳
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
THAT MAKES IT WORSE.
Carol of the Bells comes on seven thousand times a day at work and every single time this song is what goes through my head
youtu.be/ZvvHXjKloNs?...
youtu.be/ZvvHXjKloNs?...
Original Ding Fries Are Done
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December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Carol of the Bells comes on seven thousand times a day at work and every single time this song is what goes through my head
youtu.be/ZvvHXjKloNs?...
youtu.be/ZvvHXjKloNs?...
Just putting this out there but if my true love gave me 23 birds over the course of 12 days (specifically in the first 7 days), I would be pissed.
23 birds make a lot of noise then you toss drumming and piping and we’d for sure be done
23 birds make a lot of noise then you toss drumming and piping and we’d for sure be done
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just putting this out there but if my true love gave me 23 birds over the course of 12 days (specifically in the first 7 days), I would be pissed.
23 birds make a lot of noise then you toss drumming and piping and we’d for sure be done
23 birds make a lot of noise then you toss drumming and piping and we’d for sure be done
I’ve been thinking about that last Welcome to Derry episode for two days. Absolutely haunting and tragic and beautiful and I just can’t get the inferno out of my mind
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve been thinking about that last Welcome to Derry episode for two days. Absolutely haunting and tragic and beautiful and I just can’t get the inferno out of my mind
After avoiding it for 8.25 years, my body decided it was a great time to remind me I’m bio-female and GOD DAMN. This fucking sucks. Worse than I remember. Also expensive as shit thanks to pink tax. I’d like a refund & to talk to the manager & cancel this subscription again
Just had to get that out
Just had to get that out
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
After avoiding it for 8.25 years, my body decided it was a great time to remind me I’m bio-female and GOD DAMN. This fucking sucks. Worse than I remember. Also expensive as shit thanks to pink tax. I’d like a refund & to talk to the manager & cancel this subscription again
Just had to get that out
Just had to get that out
Such a rough puppy life
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Such a rough puppy life
Technically I got myself two presents for surviving the past year. Both absolutely beautiful
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Technically I got myself two presents for surviving the past year. Both absolutely beautiful
This is my Xmas present to myself: my absolute favorite book from childhood. I stole it from my lil brother & it’s among the things still in the HV however there’s a high likelihood that it was sold by the person holding my books for drugs.
So I found it again & got it to hold its magic once more
So I found it again & got it to hold its magic once more
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is my Xmas present to myself: my absolute favorite book from childhood. I stole it from my lil brother & it’s among the things still in the HV however there’s a high likelihood that it was sold by the person holding my books for drugs.
So I found it again & got it to hold its magic once more
So I found it again & got it to hold its magic once more
I had an inkling early on but my students calling me out on the ADHD every semester while teaching via side quests caused me to follow through on it. The doc who did it told me she was shocked I wasn’t already diagnosed - she clocked me the minute I opened my mouth. ADHD & a LOT of trauma
Why is there an increase in people pursuing a diagnosis? Partly because people like me talk about it more, and that means more people can read it and say "hang on. That's like me. I didn't know other people were like that as well. I didn't know the reason for it."
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I had an inkling early on but my students calling me out on the ADHD every semester while teaching via side quests caused me to follow through on it. The doc who did it told me she was shocked I wasn’t already diagnosed - she clocked me the minute I opened my mouth. ADHD & a LOT of trauma
Got Riley’s approval
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Got Riley’s approval
GUYS I FUCKING DID IT!!! Got the final version set for Melissa on my third go and I actually like it so I am honestly very excited right now!
Huzzah for a new hobby! (Plus now I have two wonky ones to use for myself so bonus)
Huzzah for a new hobby! (Plus now I have two wonky ones to use for myself so bonus)
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
GUYS I FUCKING DID IT!!! Got the final version set for Melissa on my third go and I actually like it so I am honestly very excited right now!
Huzzah for a new hobby! (Plus now I have two wonky ones to use for myself so bonus)
Huzzah for a new hobby! (Plus now I have two wonky ones to use for myself so bonus)
My brother & I are down the rabbit hole of mixing up Warner Bros properties for the Netflix merger and we’ve added Deliverance: a reality tv show (or like Sillicon Valley style or a rom-com?) & 2001: Space Odyssy a Danny McBride show ft John Goodman as Hal
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My brother & I are down the rabbit hole of mixing up Warner Bros properties for the Netflix merger and we’ve added Deliverance: a reality tv show (or like Sillicon Valley style or a rom-com?) & 2001: Space Odyssy a Danny McBride show ft John Goodman as Hal
Netflix presents: Gone with the Wind (the teen drama)
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Netflix presents: Gone with the Wind (the teen drama)
Which is great since with the mergers merging their mergers we’re living in Bojack’s world
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Which is great since with the mergers merging their mergers we’re living in Bojack’s world
My half awake brain saw what I coughed up a moment ago and said “that’s not flem that’s two toddlers in a trench coat”
So I think I’m off to a creative Sunday
So I think I’m off to a creative Sunday
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My half awake brain saw what I coughed up a moment ago and said “that’s not flem that’s two toddlers in a trench coat”
So I think I’m off to a creative Sunday
So I think I’m off to a creative Sunday
While getting closer to what I wanted, I need to think on this one over night since I struggled towards the end. Maybe seeing it in sunlight to see how the prism reacts will help me decide if this will be Mel’s gift or if I try again
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
While getting closer to what I wanted, I need to think on this one over night since I struggled towards the end. Maybe seeing it in sunlight to see how the prism reacts will help me decide if this will be Mel’s gift or if I try again
I can’t stop laughing at this
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I can’t stop laughing at this
“Hello, Carol. I’m John Cena.”
Dead. I’m fucking dead
Dead. I’m fucking dead
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Hello, Carol. I’m John Cena.”
Dead. I’m fucking dead
Dead. I’m fucking dead
Quality time with the Riley
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Quality time with the Riley
Reposted by Jacs
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
She’s been very very attached to me the past few days, maybe it’s because I don’t feel great or because she is a Velcro pup idk
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
She’s been very very attached to me the past few days, maybe it’s because I don’t feel great or because she is a Velcro pup idk
Terrible close up but here it is
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Terrible close up but here it is
Holy shit it works
Yes that is a laser cut Jeff with a laser etched Jeff Goldblum leather purse. Best secret Santa gift ever btw
Yes that is a laser cut Jeff with a laser etched Jeff Goldblum leather purse. Best secret Santa gift ever btw
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Holy shit it works
Yes that is a laser cut Jeff with a laser etched Jeff Goldblum leather purse. Best secret Santa gift ever btw
Yes that is a laser cut Jeff with a laser etched Jeff Goldblum leather purse. Best secret Santa gift ever btw
Someone should get me this so it can’t be fully traced back to me… I have some chaos to create
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Someone should get me this so it can’t be fully traced back to me… I have some chaos to create