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Button, the pirates stole the sunshine.
Selina just informed me it gets worse and that everything is actually a damn bird and you end up with 364 by the end
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wait! Scoop out the fertile eggs and sell them for your surgery! Win all around
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Also the most depressing clown show for the cold open
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hard same
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You can have my uterus and stuff. No fallopian tubes but I come from very fertile Irish Catholic stock so I know it’s in good shape lol
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Honestly I would pull the whole thing out (tubes already gone) if I could I don’t need it. Someone else can have it
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Huzzah to us!
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Guess that means I coughed up Vincent
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM