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Jade
@jadeheartshadow.bsky.social
Cynical butterfly of rage. Gender is a myth. Posts in general when I feel like it or get angry enough. May sports post on occasion.

She/they
Give us Sweden vs Finland in the other semifinal now. Do it, cowards come on!
February 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Only gave a shit to see my guy Suzuki out there and they barely played him lol. Go Slaf now I guess.
February 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Me when they showed Logan Thompson on the bench:
a man in a suit and tie says wouldn t that be nice
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says wouldn t that be nice
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
And do you think Emma Watson will finally decide she's worth cancelling out entirely or nah?
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Oh, just saw Dawkins is in the files. Regrettably, I *do* know who that is. Fucking shitbag. Least shocking thing I've heard since "fire hot"
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Don't need to know about these guys and hearing they're in the files like it means something is just this for me:
a cartoon character from the simpsons is sitting next to another cartoon character .
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is sitting next to another cartoon character .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
"Oh no, not Dr. Podcast! He's in the files!?"

"Nicholas Chudfucker, who was a keynote speaker at the Logic and Reasoning Rally-"

Why do so many people know who in fuck these guys are?
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Their fake progressive veneer is just as performative as You Can Play and Hockey Is For Everyone. Just PR for brownie points with no fucking substance
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I hadn't fully gained the attachment yet but I was excited to see where it would all go. Drafting her showed me that the PWHL was going to be just like the NHL in all the worst ways.
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Sure I follow the fucking NHL, who are pretty much worse in every way. But I have a lifetime of an established attachment to a team there. This league was entering its second year of existence when she came along and the stench of that really just pushed me away.
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
It's not even really about her. Her being so fully embraced by the league and the rancid vibes of the team in Minnesota it was such a sign of a much wider cultural problem.

In short, as soon as they drafted her, I knew the vibes were off.
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Not sure why this needed to be a reply to me, someone who has been critical of that league for years but, sure, thanks for explaining a thing I already know👍
January 28, 2026 at 2:36 PM