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Jade
@jadeheartshadow.bsky.social
Cynical butterfly of rage. Gender is a myth. Posts in general when I feel like it or get angry enough. May sports post on occasion.

She/they
Just when I mention him not only does save them but now.... Marner!? In a clutch situation????
Only gave a shit to see my guy Suzuki out there and they barely played him lol. Go Slaf now I guess.
February 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Well. Look at that. Look what happens when you don't decide to put in a real goalie and decide that Tom Wilson is good for anything useful.
February 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Well that's enough internet for a while. It's not the first time that people try to find someone to hate after a tragedy. Not even in this stupid ass country either.

Not surprised but exhausted anyway. Look after each other out there. Because no one else will.
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Thrilled to stand alongside New York’s Cutest to announce our new request for information for 2-K and 3-K providers. This is the first step toward universal childcare, so I brought in the experts.
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Every day I exist is just another chance to read something that makes me die a little more on the inside.
look at the pro-billionaire protest yall
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
This site is seriously trying my patience of late.

"Chatbots are people so stop being mean about them."

"Typos definitely for sure = dyslexia"

Go home. You're drunk.
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
So how we all feeling about the hate wizard books now? Still think it's okay to like that trash?
JK Rowling and her team "protecting women and girls" by inviting convicted sex offender Epstein to the opening of her Harry Potter play.

It certainly is an interesting approach to child protection.
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Seems as good a time as any to bring this out again.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UHqm...
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Feed is being flooded with so many dipshit losers I've never heard of being outed as awful guys. Can't recall many times in my life when I've thought "who the fuck is that?" more often.
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
And the silence on this from most of the media covering the league is absolutely deafening. Only one reporter covering it shouldn't be acceptable.
I was told this league is far from other hockey leagues. I was told I was exaggerating when I said Curl's presence made it hard for me to enjoy the league. Yet here we are.
Britta Curl-Salemme recently collaborated on a video with anti-trans organization FIERCE Athlete, a video liked and commented on by members of the PWHL and Minnesota Frost. The video was in part shot on PWHL ice and utilized in-game footage.

More: thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I was told this league is far from other hockey leagues. I was told I was exaggerating when I said Curl's presence made it hard for me to enjoy the league. Yet here we are.
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Wow you're telling me the league that fully embraces a bigot like Britta Curl but claims to be "progressive" is actually performative and full of shit?

Hmm. Nah couldn't be. I must be exaggerating again.
The PWHL denied someone who wanted to speak with us about the abhorrent state violence in Minnesota permission to do so.

That’s not what a commitment to justice looks like.
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I'm so cranky and tired I missed a patented Jake Evans banger. Well shit.
Oh the urge to yell without the energy to actually do it... feels like a sputtering roman candle.

Because good fucking lord there is stupid shit coming out of the woodwork of late and all I can muster is this dumb crap right here
January 28, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Lucky for everyone, the snow (and also general bombardment of awful shit) has me too tired to yell at anything or anyone. There's been some real stupid horseshit on this webbed site lately and I just don't have the energy to pay it any more mind than this half-hearted vaguepost rant
January 27, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Oh just one other thing: I'm gonna have to send ya to the Columbo dimension
January 23, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Fucking LOL they fucking won anyway. Funniest team in the universe holy shit
Listen, I'm the most cynical "everything sucks forever" type you're likely to meet. And here's me saying this.

The Habs are fine. They're going to have bad stretches, especially when you consider the fact that they're *still* the youngest team in the league, and *also* outperforming expectations.
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Listen, I'm the most cynical "everything sucks forever" type you're likely to meet. And here's me saying this.

The Habs are fine. They're going to have bad stretches, especially when you consider the fact that they're *still* the youngest team in the league, and *also* outperforming expectations.
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Yeah cool good. 3 days in and it's already a shit year full of apocalyptic events.

I'm out. I'm good. Everyone else can yell and have nothing change while shit gets worse. I'm not listening anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Why is it I keep getting some bigoted shitheel I've never heard of always shoved into me feed? "Oh it's actually Brianna Milquetoste, the lead editor of Fuckwit Magazine". Cool I guess?
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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most people learn from some manager at their first shitty retail job that you do not have to respect what a person says just because their position should, in theory, be held by someone who knows what they're talking about
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bringing this one out I guess. I've been perceived.
December 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wow, mid-ass white dudes failing and buying their way upwards actually do sometimes get their shit rocked.

Now we just someone to do the other douche brother and it'll be a complete set.
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Okay well, I'm tapping out. The time of year never fucking does me any favours. And sports stuff has just been one fucking needless frustration after another. So I'm probably not going to be talking about any of it much for the foreseeable future.
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Sounds good actually. Got some ideas for who should be hanged first but I don't think he'll like that very much.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM