Noodles
@noodlesnood.bsky.social
She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser.
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I’m going to coin a law - call it Maugham’s First Law - and it is that nothing Wes Streeting ever says turns out to be true. 🧵
April 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m going to coin a law - call it Maugham’s First Law - and it is that nothing Wes Streeting ever says turns out to be true. 🧵
Bought tickets for My Chemical Romance at Wembley and will be cultivating my fringe for the next six months.
Can someone pass the black hairdye and eyeliner?
Can someone pass the black hairdye and eyeliner?
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Bought tickets for My Chemical Romance at Wembley and will be cultivating my fringe for the next six months.
Can someone pass the black hairdye and eyeliner?
Can someone pass the black hairdye and eyeliner?
I was the bravest girl at the dentist and have earned every drop of these (with straw to avoid dribbling issues)
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I was the bravest girl at the dentist and have earned every drop of these (with straw to avoid dribbling issues)
Bought so much stuff for my niece Amazon now thinks I have a child at home.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bought so much stuff for my niece Amazon now thinks I have a child at home.
I don’t know how to explain to the “they knew the terms and conditions” brigade that when we apply to medical school we don’t get a free trip in the TARDIS to check out the working terms & conditions +/- deadly pandemics in 5-10 years time.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I don’t know how to explain to the “they knew the terms and conditions” brigade that when we apply to medical school we don’t get a free trip in the TARDIS to check out the working terms & conditions +/- deadly pandemics in 5-10 years time.
Wes is lying about drs support for these strikes.
We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.
As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”
A pay dispute requires a pay deal.
We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.
As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”
A pay dispute requires a pay deal.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Wes is lying about drs support for these strikes.
We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.
As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”
A pay dispute requires a pay deal.
We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.
As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”
A pay dispute requires a pay deal.
I don't really understand how @thekingsfund.bsky.social thinks this is acceptable.
Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social
⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs
Patients want doctors.
Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social
⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs
Patients want doctors.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I don't really understand how @thekingsfund.bsky.social thinks this is acceptable.
Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social
⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs
Patients want doctors.
Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social
⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs
Patients want doctors.
Threads is the most depressing place on the internet and frankly I’d support just burning it down.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Threads is the most depressing place on the internet and frankly I’d support just burning it down.
It should be illegal to have to get out of bed when it’s cold.
Only snuggles and warm snoozes please.
Only snuggles and warm snoozes please.
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It should be illegal to have to get out of bed when it’s cold.
Only snuggles and warm snoozes please.
Only snuggles and warm snoozes please.
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
FAO the “functioned perfectly fine until now, don’t know what benefit a diagnosis will bring” brigade, including (unfortunately) a not insignificant amount of HCPs:
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
A new start after 60: I realised I had autism – and suddenly my life made sense. I have never been so happy
After decades of loneliness and depression, Cathleen Caffrey had come to think of herself as a bad person. Then she learned about others who had struggled to fit in …
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
FAO the “functioned perfectly fine until now, don’t know what benefit a diagnosis will bring” brigade, including (unfortunately) a not insignificant amount of HCPs:
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Over on X we have MPs posting deepfake AI videos of their opponents at the dispatch box.
People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A
People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Over on X we have MPs posting deepfake AI videos of their opponents at the dispatch box.
People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A
People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A
Setting out on a weekend of errands and family commitments, which involve me driving to and thoroughly entering almost all the shit towns in the North West.
If you're a shit town in the North West of England, please have your papers ready to present and I will penetrate you forthwith.
If you're a shit town in the North West of England, please have your papers ready to present and I will penetrate you forthwith.
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Setting out on a weekend of errands and family commitments, which involve me driving to and thoroughly entering almost all the shit towns in the North West.
If you're a shit town in the North West of England, please have your papers ready to present and I will penetrate you forthwith.
If you're a shit town in the North West of England, please have your papers ready to present and I will penetrate you forthwith.
I’m not saying I’m terminally online, but this happened in the charity shop.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m not saying I’m terminally online, but this happened in the charity shop.
Found out you get 20% off at Maccies with blue light card.
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Found out you get 20% off at Maccies with blue light card.
My nan’s gone into a hospice today after waiting for a bed.
I’m so grateful she’s managed to get into a place where she will be well looked after but fuck me it’s about time we funded palliative care properly in this country.
I’m so grateful she’s managed to get into a place where she will be well looked after but fuck me it’s about time we funded palliative care properly in this country.
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My nan’s gone into a hospice today after waiting for a bed.
I’m so grateful she’s managed to get into a place where she will be well looked after but fuck me it’s about time we funded palliative care properly in this country.
I’m so grateful she’s managed to get into a place where she will be well looked after but fuck me it’s about time we funded palliative care properly in this country.
Bought a car, slightly over budget but to be fair, it has a display that emerges from the dashboard like a popped back foreskin, which makes me laugh endlessly.
My car’s been written off and I have to buy a new (second hand) one.
I am once again being asked to make adult decisions I am utterly unprepared for.
If someone wants to tell me what to buy for budget up to 12/13k please feel free, thanks.
Kick my tyres please.
I am once again being asked to make adult decisions I am utterly unprepared for.
If someone wants to tell me what to buy for budget up to 12/13k please feel free, thanks.
Kick my tyres please.
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bought a car, slightly over budget but to be fair, it has a display that emerges from the dashboard like a popped back foreskin, which makes me laugh endlessly.
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Oxford people - you're needed again.
Peaceful counter-protest against the far right 'Oxford patriots' (nothing of the sort) on Sat 1st November 1:30pm Holiday Inn Express OX4 7FG.
This group harass refugees and are behind the intimidating flag-flying.
Peaceful counter-protest against the far right 'Oxford patriots' (nothing of the sort) on Sat 1st November 1:30pm Holiday Inn Express OX4 7FG.
This group harass refugees and are behind the intimidating flag-flying.
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Is there any good way to recycle old electronics? Like 12 year old laptops and very slow old tablets?
Is it just in the electronics bin at the tip or is there something else where they can be used for parts and stuff?
Is it just in the electronics bin at the tip or is there something else where they can be used for parts and stuff?
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Is there any good way to recycle old electronics? Like 12 year old laptops and very slow old tablets?
Is it just in the electronics bin at the tip or is there something else where they can be used for parts and stuff?
Is it just in the electronics bin at the tip or is there something else where they can be used for parts and stuff?
🚨 DOUBLE LAP CAT 🚨
I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT
I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🚨 DOUBLE LAP CAT 🚨
I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT
I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT
“Sorry boss, had the map on walk mode”
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Sorry boss, had the map on walk mode”
My car’s been written off and I have to buy a new (second hand) one.
I am once again being asked to make adult decisions I am utterly unprepared for.
If someone wants to tell me what to buy for budget up to 12/13k please feel free, thanks.
Kick my tyres please.
I am once again being asked to make adult decisions I am utterly unprepared for.
If someone wants to tell me what to buy for budget up to 12/13k please feel free, thanks.
Kick my tyres please.
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My car’s been written off and I have to buy a new (second hand) one.
I am once again being asked to make adult decisions I am utterly unprepared for.
If someone wants to tell me what to buy for budget up to 12/13k please feel free, thanks.
Kick my tyres please.
I am once again being asked to make adult decisions I am utterly unprepared for.
If someone wants to tell me what to buy for budget up to 12/13k please feel free, thanks.
Kick my tyres please.
Strike 🪧 Strike 🪧 Strike
🚨 Strike action confirmed 🚨
Resident doctors in England will walk out 7am, 14–19 Nov.
We don’t take this step lightly but pay restoration and jobs can’t wait.
🔗 www.bma.org.uk/our-campaign... #PayRestoration #EndTrainingCrisis
Resident doctors in England will walk out 7am, 14–19 Nov.
We don’t take this step lightly but pay restoration and jobs can’t wait.
🔗 www.bma.org.uk/our-campaign... #PayRestoration #EndTrainingCrisis
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Strike 🪧 Strike 🪧 Strike
I watched a TV show this week about whether AI could take over our jobs.
I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.
I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I watched a TV show this week about whether AI could take over our jobs.
I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.
I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.
Went to buy this book on Amazon with a view to trying to sort my life out somewhat, and oh, ok, righteo then.
To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.
To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Went to buy this book on Amazon with a view to trying to sort my life out somewhat, and oh, ok, righteo then.
To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.
To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.