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She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser.
I think I missed the freshers week session where we were given the gift of clairvoyance regarding the overall economic outlook, inflation and pay.

Was probs hungover tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hahaaa, it's seven years old so it has *a* smell, but not the one you're thinking of.
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you're not jumping on the back and holding on with one hand, then what sort of superhero/villain are you?
Disappointed tbh.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Medically thick.
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm not one for unsolicited advice, but should loss of libido be your biggest worry, more GPs are happy to prescribe testosterone for women than ever before, which works pretty well if my patients are to be believed.

Needs a bit of monitoring but nothing too drastic. There are things to help <3
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM