Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh.
@jadehelm.bsky.social
Dad, left of center, aspiring *possibly shitty* writer, heathen & snarky af GenXr. PTSD. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Ally. #BLM #NeverVoteConservative #FuckTrump 🚫DMs, please. "Libertas inaestimabilis res est".
https://substack.com/@jadehelm
https://substack.com/@jadehelm
Almost time to wear pants rather than shorts...almost.
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Almost time to wear pants rather than shorts...almost.
Undeniably true.
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Undeniably true.
Imagine if it comes down to this for the US military. 🤦♂️
January 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Imagine if it comes down to this for the US military. 🤦♂️
Dear men, don't take life advice from incels like Steve.
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Dear men, don't take life advice from incels like Steve.
Big surprise.🙄 Everything this whiny bitch does is directly related to his delicate ego. #Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Big surprise.🙄 Everything this whiny bitch does is directly related to his delicate ego. #Greenland
I may not trust the Chinese government any more than the current US administration, but it is clear where this is headed.
January 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I may not trust the Chinese government any more than the current US administration, but it is clear where this is headed.
If he was "literally lynched", who tf wrote this post? The hyperbolic BS from these far-right chodes is just ridiculous.
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
If he was "literally lynched", who tf wrote this post? The hyperbolic BS from these far-right chodes is just ridiculous.
His new mugshot.😆
January 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
His new mugshot.😆
