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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh.

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Real name's Todd. Dad, left of center, aspiring *possibly shitty* writer, heathen & snarky af GenXr. PTSD. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally. #TogetherBlue #BLM #NeverVoteConservative #FuckTrump 🚫DMs, please. "Libertas inaestimabilis res est". https://substack.com/@jadehelm

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · Dec 20

It costs you nothing to save a life. I keep one of these kits in each of my vehicles and one in my backpack when I decide not to drive. Just ask your pharmacist for the free kit.

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 38m

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The Dangerous Ones (@thedangerousones)

Antifa PICKLESSSSSSSS 🤣

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Joan McKenzie 🍁 @joanmckenzie.bsky.social · 9h

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A satirical newspaper headline reads "Pentagon warns Toronto dangerously close' to winning World Series" along with photos of the Toronto Blue Jays and Trump next to Pete Hegseth.

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 3h

"Human see, human do." ~ Julius
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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 4h

PP is a vapid, feckless, pathological liar. The end. #cdnpoli #NeverVoteConservative

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You don’t mess with Sean. #pierrepoilievre #markcarney #houseofcommons

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 16h

That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 7h

#CanadianThanksgiving

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John Roscoe @johnroscoe.bsky.social · 8h

Mr. Trudeau's sex life has long captured the Conservative imagination like no other PM.

"He's a preening toff, so effeminate!"
~S. Harper

"Libidinous Lothario Seduces Tennis Player!"
~Toronto Sun

"His powerful thighs flex like playful Friesian colts gamboling in a dewy copse."
~A. Coyne #CDNpoli

2015 Conservative campaign ad showing Trudeau juxtaposed with magic sprinkle glitter.

Trudeau lauds Andreescu at her victory rally:

Andrew Coyne complains that Trudeau in shorts gives him unhealthy urges.
https://x.com/acoyne/status/1176945288663072769

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 8h

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X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 5d

💯👇 BINGO!!! 👇🎯

Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 5d

Watching the inevitable critics of Carney's performance with Trump today, I am reminded of the two bits of advice I used to give clients: Don't antagonize people who can inflict serious harm on you. Don't start fights with crazy people. There are other routes to success than confrontation. #cdnpoli

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 8h

#Thanksgiving

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 8h

"They can't let him go."😂 #JustinTrudeau
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You’re gonna hear her roar 🎶 #justintrudeau #katyperry

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 11h

"Jake Tapper left journalism to go to CNN." ~ President Obama

Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 12h

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, I'm no expert on cognitive illnesses, but it feels a bit detached from reality for a sitting POTUS to forget that he was in power during an attack on the U.S. Capitol, doesn't it? Do you know anyone in journalism with experience covering dementia-like symptoms?

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Ody @odeecs.bsky.social · 12h

Today is a good day to read Ta-Nehisi Coates's "Between The World And Me," not simply because it accurately portrays the black experience in America, but because it accurately describes the "dream" of White America: how it lies to itself, how it convinces itself that exploitation is its birthright.

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John Roscoe @johnroscoe.bsky.social · 11h

"Oh! So if President Trump is getting his Covid booster, I guess that means it's ok for us Albertans, too right?"

"RIGHT?"

Danielle Smith stands in for that precocious young fellow in the famous right? RIGHT? Star Wars meme.

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 14h

#NowPlaying
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Watching The Wheels - Remastered 2010

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Cult MTL @cultmtl.com · 1d

“Weaponizing calls to emergency services based on race is a documented issue. When overt or even subconscious racism is involved, any pretext will do for people to feel threatened by those who look suspicious to them just because they exist as non-white bodies in this world.” @mtltoula.bsky.social

The killing of Nooran Rezayi by Longueuil police is part of a series of completely avoidable tragedies

The killing of 15-year-old Montreal boy Nooran Rezayi by Longueuil police on Sept. 21 was part of a series of completely avoidable tragedies.

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Ody @odeecs.bsky.social · 1d

Becuz it's true.

Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 3d

It feels like Democrats have finally figured out the message "These Republican Pedophiles are trying to kill you" works

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Nick Hare @nickhare.bsky.social · 2d

The modern American RW seems to stop reading after the Second Amendment, which, to be fair, is farther than they get in the Ten Commandments.

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Jade Helm 🇨🇦, Eh. @jadehelm.bsky.social · 1d

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Post Me Your Spotify Links! 🎸 @listigeplaylists.bsky.social · 1d

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