Once you finished putting up your decorations, yeah?

NOT IN MY EYES.

Merry Christmas to all men! But not to any women, who really overstepped the mark this year if you ask me.

Fucking festive flaf

It is a bit very early Twitter which is much better than very current Twitter.

Merry Christmas cap’n! Didn’t know you used Bluesky.

The team is Kyoto Santa FC, partially owned by Nintendo, and the Pikmin will be on their kit for the rest of the season.

Fair, as you Aussies say, dinkum.

I do not like this. This may or may not be because I am English.

Remember to cast to keep her in place, I find Apollo helps with the nappy removal and Hermes for quickly putting on the new one on.

He’s been in the nervous nineties since 2015.

Despite being called ‘Group J’ and having debutants Jordan in it, a group of Argentina, Austria, Algeria and Jordan feels very 1970s.

I think the 90s and 2000s are the exception, but Brazil, Russia, Qatar and USA is a hell of a run. I would say FIFA are unlucky with Trump, they gave it to the USA (and Canada and Mexico) back in 2018, they’d have thought he would be long gone by the time it rolled around.

(Though this was 14 years before I was born so I don’t technically remember it)

I’d say it’s almost part of World Cup tradition now. Everyone remembers the confetti at the 1974, not everyone remembers the black painted on the goalposts in memory of people who had been disappeared by the government.

It’s the perfect ironic name.