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Elon Musk turned my son into an NFT and I'll never forgive him.

Buy my stickers and shirts?
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheCringeTheory
January 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Day 18 of Eating a Banana on a Lake Washington Dock 🤠🍌
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
What I've been doing every morning since deciding to be sober:
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Mike Santini is an instant favorite TV character
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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The president is a pathetic little man
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hiking scenes at Joshua Tree NP!
September 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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It’s amazing to watch a man with no impulse control confront the first scandal he can’t outrun. If you press him enough, he’ll just… tweet it out.

Can’t believe it took us ten years to get here.
July 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me getting into bed after my wife goes to bed earlier than I do.
This is so freaking adorable…. 🫠
Snuggles… 🥰
🐯 🐯
July 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Edwin J. Feulner, ventriloquist of American conservatism and founder of the Heritage Foundation, has died. He was 83 years old.

Feulner dedicated his life to ensuring America would always be slightly worse than it needed to be.

#antifascist #leftist #meme #acab #billionairesshouldntexist
July 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My thoughts on the "smegma of empire"
July 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
What NOT to do at your next summer solstice potluck gathering 🌞

#solistice #potluck
July 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Cant stop won't stop with the incoherent covers
July 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Welcome BACK... To Hell!
June 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The future... Is Green.
June 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
THE LORD OF THE BEANS (2003) Starring Rowan Atkinson, Rowan Atkinson, AND introducing... ROWAN ATKINSON @rowanatkinsonnews.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM