Jaimie 🎃
@jaimie1031.bsky.social
Wicked Witch of the Southeast #witchsky • #WritingCommunity #WriteSky • Hopeful novelist of “book club romance” • Tar Heel • A little too Scorpio • Not the useful kind of doctor
Oh my gosh! This is my tribble. She’s actually a little bigger now.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Oh my gosh! This is my tribble. She’s actually a little bigger now.
When your significant other scrunches up the sheets and takes over the bed so you have nowhere to sleep. But it’s okay because (1) you don’t sleep, anyway, and (2) ✨words✨are coming…
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
When your significant other scrunches up the sheets and takes over the bed so you have nowhere to sleep. But it’s okay because (1) you don’t sleep, anyway, and (2) ✨words✨are coming…
I take issue with that. Tell your dumb ol’ cats my amazing therapy dog thinks you’re pretty cool.
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I take issue with that. Tell your dumb ol’ cats my amazing therapy dog thinks you’re pretty cool.
One love, one lifetime. Anyone else will die.
When Raine's fiance abandons her,
she swears she'll never love again.
But there's 1 man she's blissfully inept at avoiding!
Thank the stars for ride-or-die besties who think family curses are dumb.
Friends who believe in love.
And in you.
#DVpit #A #R
When Raine's fiance abandons her,
she swears she'll never love again.
But there's 1 man she's blissfully inept at avoiding!
Thank the stars for ride-or-die besties who think family curses are dumb.
Friends who believe in love.
And in you.
#DVpit #A #R
October 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The next man Raine loves will die, thanks to family karma.
You can't escape karma.
I mean, you can *try*...
Magic isn't turning pumpkins to stagecoaches.
Or reducing bad guys to toads
(Raine's ex would've croaked long ago!).
No, magic is learned and practiced.
And sometimes you fail.
#DVpit #A #R
You can't escape karma.
I mean, you can *try*...
Magic isn't turning pumpkins to stagecoaches.
Or reducing bad guys to toads
(Raine's ex would've croaked long ago!).
No, magic is learned and practiced.
And sometimes you fail.
#DVpit #A #R
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Thanks to a centuries-old family curse,
the next man Raine loves will die.
Yet being around Joe necessitates loving him.
He sets her heart--her very soul--afire.
Two broken hearts.
One vile solution.
Only one way out.
But does she have it in her?
Good witches don't kill.
#DVpit #A #R #Upmarket
the next man Raine loves will die.
Yet being around Joe necessitates loving him.
He sets her heart--her very soul--afire.
Two broken hearts.
One vile solution.
Only one way out.
But does she have it in her?
Good witches don't kill.
#DVpit #A #R #Upmarket
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If I kiss him, he'll die.
Yet how can I not?
Maybe if I engage my body,
but not my heart...
Yes. Stop your stupid fluttering.
Witches don't kill.
Doctors don't kill.
My insistence on indulging this flame
Will land him 6 feet under.
Hmm.
Surely one tiny kiss couldn't hurt.
#DVPit #A #R #Upmarket
Yet how can I not?
Maybe if I engage my body,
but not my heart...
Yes. Stop your stupid fluttering.
Witches don't kill.
Doctors don't kill.
My insistence on indulging this flame
Will land him 6 feet under.
Hmm.
Surely one tiny kiss couldn't hurt.
#DVPit #A #R #Upmarket
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
What do you do when you're falling in love...
Yet the next man you love will die?
Because curses suck.
Easy. Keep him at arm's distance.
Easy! Just don't kiss him.
Easy? Shut your fluttering heart up.
Miserable. Fail.
Derelict of duty as a witch.
Such. A. Delightful. Sin.
#DVpit #A #R #Upmarket
Yet the next man you love will die?
Because curses suck.
Easy. Keep him at arm's distance.
Easy! Just don't kiss him.
Easy? Shut your fluttering heart up.
Miserable. Fail.
Derelict of duty as a witch.
Such. A. Delightful. Sin.
#DVpit #A #R #Upmarket
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Carley Fortune x IRREGULAR WITCHES
Thanks to a family curse, the next man Raine loves will die.
Plan A: Don’t fall in love.
Yeah, til she accidentally meets a hot rocker-slash-attorney & is blissfully inept at staying away.
Plan B: Kill the curse before it kills both him & her HEA.
#DVpit #a #r
Thanks to a family curse, the next man Raine loves will die.
Plan A: Don’t fall in love.
Yeah, til she accidentally meets a hot rocker-slash-attorney & is blissfully inept at staying away.
Plan B: Kill the curse before it kills both him & her HEA.
#DVpit #a #r
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Yay #DVparty Day 6: New WIP!
Plotting a dual timeline commercial novel (Great Depression era vs. modern day). Two intertwined love stories, one HEA, & a lazy golden retriever.
Major theme: the power of voice
Minor theme: science vs. spirit
Yep, there are witches, too. 🧙♀️ And a magic shop.🔮
#A #R
Plotting a dual timeline commercial novel (Great Depression era vs. modern day). Two intertwined love stories, one HEA, & a lazy golden retriever.
Major theme: the power of voice
Minor theme: science vs. spirit
Yep, there are witches, too. 🧙♀️ And a magic shop.🔮
#A #R
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Opening line from CURSES, KISSES, AND OTHER COMPLICATIONS:
Every witch worth her salt knows blood on the moon means trouble’s on the horizon. Yet I ignore the glow drenching the clouds in crimson as I throw my car in park—let bad luck ruin someone else’s night. I’m busy.
#DVParty #Upmarket #R #A
Every witch worth her salt knows blood on the moon means trouble’s on the horizon. Yet I ignore the glow drenching the clouds in crimson as I throw my car in park—let bad luck ruin someone else’s night. I’m busy.
#DVParty #Upmarket #R #A
October 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh. My. Goth.
I have a dual timeline plot outline with two full character arcs, full themes, and a setting. This next book might just happen.
There’s that saying that the way to get over one lover is to get under another. Is that true with books, too?
#writingcommunity #writesky
I have a dual timeline plot outline with two full character arcs, full themes, and a setting. This next book might just happen.
There’s that saying that the way to get over one lover is to get under another. Is that true with books, too?
#writingcommunity #writesky
October 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Oh. My. Goth.
I have a dual timeline plot outline with two full character arcs, full themes, and a setting. This next book might just happen.
There’s that saying that the way to get over one lover is to get under another. Is that true with books, too?
#writingcommunity #writesky
I have a dual timeline plot outline with two full character arcs, full themes, and a setting. This next book might just happen.
There’s that saying that the way to get over one lover is to get under another. Is that true with books, too?
#writingcommunity #writesky
On behalf of our terrifying, bloodthirsty ghouls, happy October!! Welcome to SPOOKY SEASON!!!!!!!!!
#writingcommunity #amwriting #witchsky
#writingcommunity #amwriting #witchsky
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
On behalf of our terrifying, bloodthirsty ghouls, happy October!! Welcome to SPOOKY SEASON!!!!!!!!!
#writingcommunity #amwriting #witchsky
#writingcommunity #amwriting #witchsky
Carley Fortune x IRREGULAR WITCHES
Thanks to a family curse, the next man Raine loves will die. Plan A: Don’t fall in love.
Yeah, til she ACCIDENTALLY meets a 🔥 rocker-slash-attorney & is blissfully inept at staying away. Plan B: Kill the curse before it kills her chance at happiness.
#predv #a #r
Thanks to a family curse, the next man Raine loves will die. Plan A: Don’t fall in love.
Yeah, til she ACCIDENTALLY meets a 🔥 rocker-slash-attorney & is blissfully inept at staying away. Plan B: Kill the curse before it kills her chance at happiness.
#predv #a #r
September 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When people use adverbs incorrectly in their advertisements for editorial services…
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When people use adverbs incorrectly in their advertisements for editorial services…
That’s because they were all at our park. My girl and I ran our own personal 5K and saw several—young and old, golden and English Cream. So beautiful. 😍
Here, enjoy her eating a mandarin. 😂
Here, enjoy her eating a mandarin. 😂
September 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That’s because they were all at our park. My girl and I ran our own personal 5K and saw several—young and old, golden and English Cream. So beautiful. 😍
Here, enjoy her eating a mandarin. 😂
Here, enjoy her eating a mandarin. 😂
THAT IS AN AMAZING MORNING!!!! I’m sitting here right now with 2 of them. 1 year and 7 years. ❤️❤️❤️
September 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
THAT IS AN AMAZING MORNING!!!! I’m sitting here right now with 2 of them. 1 year and 7 years. ❤️❤️❤️
Reasons you won’t like my current book OR my next one:
I write real witches. Not the fairytale kind. No wand-waving, turning pumpkins to stagecoaches, broom-riding, or waking the dead.
Well, maybe a little of the latter.
There is Tarot, astrology, spells, karma, & magic. But 0 fantasy. Go figure.
I write real witches. Not the fairytale kind. No wand-waving, turning pumpkins to stagecoaches, broom-riding, or waking the dead.
Well, maybe a little of the latter.
There is Tarot, astrology, spells, karma, & magic. But 0 fantasy. Go figure.
August 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reasons you won’t like my current book OR my next one:
I write real witches. Not the fairytale kind. No wand-waving, turning pumpkins to stagecoaches, broom-riding, or waking the dead.
Well, maybe a little of the latter.
There is Tarot, astrology, spells, karma, & magic. But 0 fantasy. Go figure.
I write real witches. Not the fairytale kind. No wand-waving, turning pumpkins to stagecoaches, broom-riding, or waking the dead.
Well, maybe a little of the latter.
There is Tarot, astrology, spells, karma, & magic. But 0 fantasy. Go figure.
Happy First Gotcha Day to my sweetest Maggie May!! ❤️🥰😍
June 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy First Gotcha Day to my sweetest Maggie May!! ❤️🥰😍
Writers… if you’ve ever felt like you’re straining for the little oxygen left in a system that often rewards mediocrity and shuns diversity… if you’re terrified to write the story of your heart, as its failure in this system would be unbearable… or if you have the audacity to dream… READ THIS BOOK.
June 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Writers… if you’ve ever felt like you’re straining for the little oxygen left in a system that often rewards mediocrity and shuns diversity… if you’re terrified to write the story of your heart, as its failure in this system would be unbearable… or if you have the audacity to dream… READ THIS BOOK.
On Solstice today, remember that the whole purpose of fire is to transform. You’re not supposed to be stagnant today. Give yourself grace.
Today’s oracle card from me: reach out to others who are experiencing a time of need.
Today’s oracle card from me: reach out to others who are experiencing a time of need.
June 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
On Solstice today, remember that the whole purpose of fire is to transform. You’re not supposed to be stagnant today. Give yourself grace.
Today’s oracle card from me: reach out to others who are experiencing a time of need.
Today’s oracle card from me: reach out to others who are experiencing a time of need.
Question for those who are “spiritual” or “witchy”: do you feel like you see yourself represented ACCURATELY in popular fiction? Or are we a market the publishing industry largely ignores? Sometimes it seems following a less-“sanctioned” religious or spiritual tradition is marginalizing. Thoughts?
June 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Question for those who are “spiritual” or “witchy”: do you feel like you see yourself represented ACCURATELY in popular fiction? Or are we a market the publishing industry largely ignores? Sometimes it seems following a less-“sanctioned” religious or spiritual tradition is marginalizing. Thoughts?
When Mom has ice cream and you want some of that, but also you really just want a nap.
#SoSleepy #TwoMileJog #FeedMeAndLeaveMeAlone #Hongry #MaggieMay
#SoSleepy #TwoMileJog #FeedMeAndLeaveMeAlone #Hongry #MaggieMay
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When Mom has ice cream and you want some of that, but also you really just want a nap.
#SoSleepy #TwoMileJog #FeedMeAndLeaveMeAlone #Hongry #MaggieMay
#SoSleepy #TwoMileJog #FeedMeAndLeaveMeAlone #Hongry #MaggieMay
For those of you who know Tarot, I'm having a "Tower" moment in multiple domains. But things can always get worse, so I'm not challenging the Universe to prove that. Grateful my people are mostly healthy. The good thing about The Tower is that it forces change. So, let's do this. Advice welcome.
May 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For those of you who know Tarot, I'm having a "Tower" moment in multiple domains. But things can always get worse, so I'm not challenging the Universe to prove that. Grateful my people are mostly healthy. The good thing about The Tower is that it forces change. So, let's do this. Advice welcome.