Jake "Nickname" Martin
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Jake "Nickname" Martin
@jake-martin.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Wrestling fan, Retro game addict, Occasional eater of soup

I make pretend things
Jon Moxley is Evil Popeye, no I will not be taking questions #AEWAllIn
July 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Legend says Ninja Mack is still handspringing to this very day
Oh wrestling is fake?

Then explain this
May 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
FYI there is only three more days to watch that weird Undertaker vs the New Day Netflix choose your own adventure thing before they delist it. What powerul secrets does it hold that they must hide it from us forever? 🤼‍♂️
November 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I love that Don Callis knows a single word of Japanese and so he must shout it every match. A+ Heel

#AEW #AEWFullGear
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Huge win for Fletcher! That was awesome #AEW #AEWFullGear
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Adam Cole decided to wait until AFTER MJF pillmanized Roddy's neck and then ran down to save him. Bold strategy!

#AEW #AEWFullGear
November 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
God please give me an Anthony Bowens singles run...

And also Satan please can House of Black win titles again?

#AEW #FullGear
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Netflix has made a bold, innovative move by choosing to stream the Tyson/Paul fight as a series of broken slideshows instead of a video
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Reposted by Jake "Nickname" Martin
With the rebirth of a positive community, @jake-martin.bsky.social and I are planning on relaunching our improvised comedy wrestling podcast where we book the worst gimmicks the best we can, and re-book the best storyline in history to completely ruin them.

Wrestle Daddies returns soon.
November 15, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Jamie Hayter dresses like she is about to hop in a van with Scooby Doo and solve mysteries and I am here for it #AEWDynamite #AEW
November 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
What if that Mina vs Harley segment was setting up their match to be an unhinged 25 minute chopfest? #AEWDynamite #AEW
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Man the way they are weaving these segments into each other I am half expecting Moxley to walk into a Dominos pizza commercial and cut a promo #AEWDynamite #AEW
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Please please, Mr. Pay Per View is my father's name. Call me Will. #AEWDYNAMITE #AEW
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Nigel McGuiness makes an absolute meal out of every syllable of CRIS-TEE-AN CAGE #AEWDynamite #AEW
November 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM
God I love Hangman's heel theme #AEW #AEWDynamite
November 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
The other interesting thing about playing Persona 2 in 2024 is the part of the game where people's rumours are true which ultimately leads to internet rumours becoming true which ultimately leads to nazis coming back and... oh no. Wait no.
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by Jake "Nickname" Martin
Everyone on this site has a library card
November 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Been playing Persona 2: Innocent Sin for the first time... I do get folks' gripes about the battle system and high rate of random encounters, but I am thoroughly enjoying it. The plot is batshit crazy in the best possible ways. Also the soundtrack rules, it makes me want to be a mallrat around town.
November 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Also can't wait to scream some of my dumbest wrestling ideas into the void and pray that someone actually uses them.

If someone doesn't name their next pay-per-view "Bridging Suplex Over the River Kwai", what am I even doing here?
November 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
God I can't wait to post my in-depth 2am takes about video games nobody has cared about in a decade
November 13, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Grim Fandango
Hollow Knight
Donkey Kong Country 2
Chrono Trigger
Kirby Super Star
Paper Mario
Yoshi's Island
Yakuza 5
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
WWE SmackDown 2
Pro Evolution Soccer 6
Command & Conquer Red Alert 2
Deus Ex
Thief 2
Papers, Please
GTA Vice City
Dark Souls
Elden Ring
10 games to get to know me:

Mario Kart 64
Mario Bros 3
Perfect Dark
WCW vs. NWO
Amplitude
Freakstyle
Assassin's Creed 2
Arkham Knight
Sea of Thieves
Knockout City
November 13, 2024 at 7:43 PM