Jake Walter
@jake-walter-98.bsky.social
Comics, movies, Philly & Ohio State sports. Macaulay Culkin doppelganger. Love my incredible friends & fiancée. Ace. (He/Him)
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Okay since today is about airing out Eagles grievances anyway: The Big Dom stuff is weird because it’s like “We even have a guy to cover the culture/locker room stuff you’d usually expect a head coach who doesn’t do offense or defense to at least handle himself”
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Okay since today is about airing out Eagles grievances anyway: The Big Dom stuff is weird because it’s like “We even have a guy to cover the culture/locker room stuff you’d usually expect a head coach who doesn’t do offense or defense to at least handle himself”
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we burned a whole year with this roster because Nick Sirianni just chose to promote his buddy in the building rather than run actual Offensive Coordinator search and he should be held accountable for that.
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
we burned a whole year with this roster because Nick Sirianni just chose to promote his buddy in the building rather than run actual Offensive Coordinator search and he should be held accountable for that.
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If your head coach can only produce when he’s got two head coach-level coordinators calling the offense and defense do you actually have a head coach or is there just a guy standing around on your sideline every Sunday?
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If your head coach can only produce when he’s got two head coach-level coordinators calling the offense and defense do you actually have a head coach or is there just a guy standing around on your sideline every Sunday?
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sharing a video of a woman calmly saying “that’s fine, I’m not mad at you” to a man who would fatally shoot her in the head twenty seconds later to prove she was a radicalized domestic terrorist.
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
sharing a video of a woman calmly saying “that’s fine, I’m not mad at you” to a man who would fatally shoot her in the head twenty seconds later to prove she was a radicalized domestic terrorist.
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could mike mcdaniel take over playcalling by sunday or is the coaching staff for the eagles also playoff locked like the roster?
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
could mike mcdaniel take over playcalling by sunday or is the coaching staff for the eagles also playoff locked like the roster?
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the most concerning thing about them justifying murdering an obviously completely innocent murder by ICE is if they can justify and defend this, there’s nothing that’s too far for them. anything you can imagine them doing is very likely something they’ll stand behind
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
the most concerning thing about them justifying murdering an obviously completely innocent murder by ICE is if they can justify and defend this, there’s nothing that’s too far for them. anything you can imagine them doing is very likely something they’ll stand behind
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“We gave a gun to a bunch of guys who watched a recruitment ad during a football game and signed up for a 47 day orientation. Please react very calmly when they’re shouting at you because they might get scared and start shooting off under pressure. They are saving our America.”
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
“We gave a gun to a bunch of guys who watched a recruitment ad during a football game and signed up for a 47 day orientation. Please react very calmly when they’re shouting at you because they might get scared and start shooting off under pressure. They are saving our America.”
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looking back at now once again trump loyalists statements on jan 6 is crazy because it really illustrates how they’ve managed to sanitize what everyone knew was going on. the jan 6ers were ultimately successful it seems
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
looking back at now once again trump loyalists statements on jan 6 is crazy because it really illustrates how they’ve managed to sanitize what everyone knew was going on. the jan 6ers were ultimately successful it seems
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FIFA must Ban the US from the World Cup. Ain't gonna happen but it should
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
FIFA must Ban the US from the World Cup. Ain't gonna happen but it should
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When I was young, they at least bothered to craft a lie to justify invading an oil rich country.
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
When I was young, they at least bothered to craft a lie to justify invading an oil rich country.
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there’s gotta be some part of nick sirianni that’s secretly hoping for the bears to pull that game out.
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
there’s gotta be some part of nick sirianni that’s secretly hoping for the bears to pull that game out.
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Look, missing the #2 Seed is one thing, but the way this loss played out really forces the question of just how much the starters are bailing out this coaching staff week after week. This team just looked comically unprepared and uninspired today.
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Look, missing the #2 Seed is one thing, but the way this loss played out really forces the question of just how much the starters are bailing out this coaching staff week after week. This team just looked comically unprepared and uninspired today.
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howie roseman trading two day three picks for tank bigsby in september so he can win the second seed in january
January 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
howie roseman trading two day three picks for tank bigsby in september so he can win the second seed in january
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alright, the Lions are up 13-0, let’s get Jalen warmed up at halftime.
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
alright, the Lions are up 13-0, let’s get Jalen warmed up at halftime.
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What’s happening in Caracas is naked and unrepentant imperialism. It is the desperate act of a dying empire struggling to project its strength on a world that’s steadily rejecting it. It’s violence for the sake of violence, destruction for the purpose of showing we can destroy.
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
What’s happening in Caracas is naked and unrepentant imperialism. It is the desperate act of a dying empire struggling to project its strength on a world that’s steadily rejecting it. It’s violence for the sake of violence, destruction for the purpose of showing we can destroy.
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He gets to keep his FIFA gold star as long as he doesn't bomb places that have qualified for the World Cup*
*this calendar year
*this calendar year
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
He gets to keep his FIFA gold star as long as he doesn't bomb places that have qualified for the World Cup*
*this calendar year
*this calendar year
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The woke media won’t tell you that Joel Embiid is averaging 29 points on 20 shots in his last six games.
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The woke media won’t tell you that Joel Embiid is averaging 29 points on 20 shots in his last six games.
The duffer brothers hate art
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The duffer brothers hate art
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The Birds won the Super Bowl this year, you know.
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The Birds won the Super Bowl this year, you know.
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far right ohio being too racist to elect an indian american who is far right is the perfect encapsulation of modern american politics
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
far right ohio being too racist to elect an indian american who is far right is the perfect encapsulation of modern american politics
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fascinated to see how certain spheres of NBA coverage react to the "Minimum Games Played" criteria for NBA Awards now that it's going to rule out Jokic.
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
fascinated to see how certain spheres of NBA coverage react to the "Minimum Games Played" criteria for NBA Awards now that it's going to rule out Jokic.
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….the Eagles had 17 yard of offense in the entire second half, why would you go for 2 instead riding it into overtime at home?
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
….the Eagles had 17 yard of offense in the entire second half, why would you go for 2 instead riding it into overtime at home?
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I’ve been watching Black QBs in Philly since McNabb and if any of them had played as recklessly with the football was Josh Allen does week to week they’d be saying he was incapable of leading an NFL offense.
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’ve been watching Black QBs in Philly since McNabb and if any of them had played as recklessly with the football was Josh Allen does week to week they’d be saying he was incapable of leading an NFL offense.
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! The pod is back with a Christmas Special episode of One-Shots! We're talking what makes The Holdovers an instant holiday classic. Also, is Jake a violent misogynist?
open.spotify.com/episode/24Xw...
open.spotify.com/episode/24Xw...
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! The pod is back with a Christmas Special episode of One-Shots! We're talking what makes The Holdovers an instant holiday classic. Also, is Jake a violent misogynist?
open.spotify.com/episode/24Xw...
open.spotify.com/episode/24Xw...