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Jake
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Screaming into the void

Bring back The Muppet Show
I’m swatting the show
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I hate fantasy football with a burning fucking passion and I don’t know why I do this to myself every year.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Oh it’s just gotten worse
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m truly furious
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The hypocrisy is just outstanding
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Christian Allegro
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Doubt
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Genuinely what value is being added for guests?

75% of the free perks for staying on property are gone, or available to purchase at an added cost.Ticket prices are at a literal all-time high. The parks have been under construction all year and will presumably still be through at least next year.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Stepped out at the right time tonight and got to see some remnants of the northern lights! Space is pretty neat
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Hey @sixersnba.bsky.social y’all realize that the Liberty Bell is, uh, famously broken, right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Susan from Milwaukee is a vibe
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
October 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
He new filter
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“You have my unrelenting commitment to do what is necessary to make that (fielding championship-caliber team) happen.”

Apparently begging for money is more important than firing the guy with no clear direction for the program.
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
She knew I posted this and went immediately back to the crib
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The cat has already claimed the baby’s crib as her own
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Which is really better here?
October 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Mike Estabrook is so bad at his job
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
From my mom who is at the game

Stay classy Cubs fans
October 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hang the banner
October 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s the little things that get you through the day 🤭 @baldwin.senate.gov
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This may be my best Sky Cards capture to date
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM