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Screaming into the void

Bring back The Muppet Show
So Sherrone Moore definitely has CTE, right?
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The thing I’ve learned about paternity leave is that I don’t think there’s a level of caffeine that can kill me
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Otherwise known as the Harrison Butker Doctrine
This is a top 5 all time tweet in my mind:
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is actually a major bummer. Hopefully they’ll be able to rebuild because this spot was great.
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I hate fantasy football with a burning fucking passion and I don’t know why I do this to myself every year.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
-4 OPS+ yet still worth 0.2 bWAR we’re so back baby
The Brewers have signed Akil Baddoo to a one year MLB contract.

They have also signed Greg Jones to a minor league deal with an invite to spring training.
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s hilarious that Disney is suing the living crap out of other companies for their use of AI while they themselves turnaround and generate their own content with AI rather than pay actual artists to do it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Holding doesn’t exist in the nfl anymore
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Ian is saying this is real, but surely this cannot be real.

The man is 44 today and hasn’t played in FIVE YEARS
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Can we not
Eugenio Suarez and his 49 homers are on the #Cubs' free agent radar: www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/12/cubs...
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Parsons is being held on every fucking play
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Great time for the defense to be absolutely fucking garbage!
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is a dumb challenge
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"tHaT's A gOoD nO-cAlL"
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Don’t call DPI sure
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I hope someone applies the heimlich with how much the refs are swallowing their whistles
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Illegal shifts, false starts, why even have rules honestly.
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I’m offended by how bad this booth is and how much money they make.
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Lmao who is even Bo Melton
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You cannot tell me that’s only a penalty on Carrington
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Holy fuck the game is rigged
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Absolutely CLINICAL
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM