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Zach Rapport
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Godspeed little doodle.
I talk about the Packers on @theunpackpod.bsky.social @frozentundrapod.bsky.social
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PSA to friends who I know IRL or from other corners of the internet: I use this account to talk about the Green Bay Packers and I am, I believe, relatively annoying about it all.
Lmao this game
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Cartoon steamroller
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Oh are the Niners getting cartoon steamrolled on prime time?
a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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I have dipped a toe in the “Packers fans are mad that Matt LaFleur is back” waters and I will just say without any judgement that it is a little bit scary out there folks
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Stefanski to Atlanta just makes good sense.
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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It exposes directional alignment; you still seek to limit, not expand, who is allowed to be human. Yes, you have set your limitation more inclusively than our fascist gang of white supremacists; it doesn't mean you're not also setting limitations & they'll use your limit as long as it serves them.
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Walnuts: a cross between coconut flesh and candle wax
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Does Gary, Indiana still smell like industrial poopie? Unrelated: new Bears logo just dropped
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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The Insurrection Act does require an actual insurrection. The violence in Minneapolis is almost exclusively one-sided. People yelling at you, calling you names, and recording you on a cell phone isn’t violence. And if the courts let Trump say it is, we’re in a lot of trouble.
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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Of all the reasons to consider moving on from LaFleur, money is the absolute dumbest.
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Donald Trump's Nobel Peace Prize
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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I do word things for a living, and I don’t know how to describe what is happening in the Twin Cities as anything other than a terrorist occupation.
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.

If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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A competent opposition political party would cut together the footage of what ICE had been doing in the twin cities with Mike Johnson saying "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do" and have it in ads all across the country
Mike Johnson comes out against additional guardrails on ICE as Democrats call for it.

“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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The complicated reality is there are 3 things happening simultaneously:
-Trump preternaturally understands the ebb and flow of the media and does perform for it
-His inner circle is in a mad dash to turn the US into a fascist ethnostate
-Like all authoritarian regimes, they're grossly incompetent
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
January 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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looking great fellas
Trump face is drooping and he's fighting wokeness again today
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Is the US equipped to fight simultaneous wars in Iran and Minnesota?
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Moar data centers
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Can we shame the Packers into a Super Bowl?
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Leftists address this constantly. We advocate for universal health care and child care, guaranteed pensions, decommodified housing, and all kinds of other things that would directly address these issues. What we don't do is say "more white babies" which is what is really being asked here
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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you've gotta think that after this, Aaron Rodgers is going to hang it up and spend some quality time with his Real Wife, Who Exists
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
When you’ve eaten nothing but raw kale for three days on your darkness retreat and yer shiddin’ in the middle of a pitch black room
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Romeo Doubs is gonna get such a fat bag from another team and he deserves it. 😞
January 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Not the horns
Rep. Pete Sessions: "This protesting that goes on -- honking of horns, obstructing federal law enforcement -- should not be tolerated ... I stand completely with the administration on this effort."
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM