Zach Rapport
@zachrapport.bsky.social
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Godspeed little doodle. I talk about the Packers on @theunpackpod.bsky.social @frozentundrapod.bsky.social 👂👉 https://pod.link/1741034683 🧀🏈🎙️🦄🫶🖖
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PSA to friends who I know IRL or from other corners of the internet: I use this account to talk about the Green Bay Packers and I am, I believe, relatively annoying about it all.
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He was on the injury report so our paths didn’t cross but I made sure to keep him apprised of the most Portland things we encountered
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If the National Guard was bored and just picking up trash in DC, wait til they get to Portland. There’s barely even any litter there.
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“Both of these people are SO dumb.”

Me every 2 minutes watching Love is Blind
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Begging the media not to let this slide. Was very disorienting being there last week drinking espresso next to a duck pond and enjoying shopping and nature in an extremely pleasant midsized city that was, according to the president, burning to the ground at that very moment.
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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Pushing pod out one night as I recover from my war correspondence in Portland. So… many… espressos….
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How that bidet gonna look when I finally get home tonight after a week of travels
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No more white alternate uniforms for anyone. Cut it out.
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My toxic trait is saying “great work” to every dog I see.
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War-torn Portland earlier today. Stay safe, y’all.
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Traumatic things I’ve experienced in war-ravaged Portland over the last two days:
Pleasant people
Good coffee
Good pizza
Art galleries
Lots of flowers

Just awful.
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TV at home: everything you could ever want
TV in hotels: 24-hour marathons of Law and Order, Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, and Ice Road Truckers
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Thanks! Would gladly accept recs for coffee, food, art galleries, and easily accessible nature. We’ve got a pretty good list but happy to receive more suggestions!
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I’m in war-ravaged Portland this week so @alexpetakas.bsky.social and @nicktaylorb.bsky.social held down the fort. Is it a soccer pod now? Let’s find out!
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Can’t believe the Packers and Cowboys made us watch them for 4 hours and then just mutually agreed to part ways
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Missing their two best wide receivers, three starting linemen, tenuous secondary depth. This is not an elite roster. At full strength it’s a really good roster that is very fun to watch. MLF can be frustrating at times, but let’s not pretend he’s driving a Ferrari into a ditch
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Kindly request a moratorium on the phrase “it’s like kissing your sister” to refer to last night’s tie.
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The world’s dumbest tie.
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Obvious DPI this game is so dumb