Jake Foust
@jakefoust.bsky.social
East suburbs breathe a sigh of relief as nobody rides the gold line.
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 AM
East suburbs breathe a sigh of relief as nobody rides the gold line.
I was once dragged to a UCB improv show for a friends birthday 15ish years ago. Tim Meadows happened to be sitting in that night and was absolutely amazing to see in person.
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I was once dragged to a UCB improv show for a friends birthday 15ish years ago. Tim Meadows happened to be sitting in that night and was absolutely amazing to see in person.
Which one shows up to the interview in full "9" eye black?
a man wearing a white vikings jersey with the number 8 on it
ALT: a man wearing a white vikings jersey with the number 8 on it
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January 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Which one shows up to the interview in full "9" eye black?
Do a full rebrand you cowards. New name. New logo. Colors. Make it stupidly over the top Vegas. Give us all something to make fun of for like 3 days then completely forget about until we’re randomly reminded of it at some point during the season.
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Do a full rebrand you cowards. New name. New logo. Colors. Make it stupidly over the top Vegas. Give us all something to make fun of for like 3 days then completely forget about until we’re randomly reminded of it at some point during the season.
My 8 year old went to bed last night and didn’t get to see the game, he’s now watching it this morning on DVR and I have to pretend like I don’t know what’s coming. My question is: is this hell?
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My 8 year old went to bed last night and didn’t get to see the game, he’s now watching it this morning on DVR and I have to pretend like I don’t know what’s coming. My question is: is this hell?
“Any guesses what the current ‘feels like’ temperature currently is? NINE IS NOT THE ANSWER”
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Any guesses what the current ‘feels like’ temperature currently is? NINE IS NOT THE ANSWER”
It's like a expedited version of The First 48 where you have mere minutes to locate the faint Find My chirping before the battery dies and you're relegated to finding it the day after you buy a replacement...
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's like a expedited version of The First 48 where you have mere minutes to locate the faint Find My chirping before the battery dies and you're relegated to finding it the day after you buy a replacement...
Did I remember this tweet from 8+ years ago just for this moment? MAYBE.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Did I remember this tweet from 8+ years ago just for this moment? MAYBE.
Meteorologist? More like Talk Show Host…
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Meteorologist? More like Talk Show Host…
Full set went up on YouTube yesterday finally. Obnoxiously good. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds – Live at Farm Aid 40 - YouTube
Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds perform at Farm Aid 40 in Minneapolis at Huntington Bank Stadium, on September 20, 2025. Learn more about Farm Aid's 40th annive...
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October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Full set went up on YouTube yesterday finally. Obnoxiously good. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Counterpoint, these were $19 tix yesterday AND it was dollar dog day…
September 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Counterpoint, these were $19 tix yesterday AND it was dollar dog day…
Sadly that probably makes the most sense. Regardless trying to pawn off leftover giveaways for guys you dumped in a fire sale just screams low class organization in general…
September 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sadly that probably makes the most sense. Regardless trying to pawn off leftover giveaways for guys you dumped in a fire sale just screams low class organization in general…
I don’t know, getting rid of something useful like concessions cash while offering promo junk of guys you’ve traded seems a bit evil?
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don’t know, getting rid of something useful like concessions cash while offering promo junk of guys you’ve traded seems a bit evil?
“What is this a crossover episode?”
Hotel clerk: stares blankly
“Can… can I just have the burrito?”
Hotel clerk: stares blankly
“Can… can I just have the burrito?”
September 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“What is this a crossover episode?”
Hotel clerk: stares blankly
“Can… can I just have the burrito?”
Hotel clerk: stares blankly
“Can… can I just have the burrito?”
Honestly I just thought of guys I’d associate with the expos and dodgers and was amazed to find there were actually multiple guys traded away and for by the same GM…
September 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Honestly I just thought of guys I’d associate with the expos and dodgers and was amazed to find there were actually multiple guys traded away and for by the same GM…
This is some serious Marquis Grissom erasure.
September 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is some serious Marquis Grissom erasure.
Honestly, it’s kinda a move that Curly himself would’ve tried to pull and I like to think he’d appreciate it. Dude was kiiinda a ruthless asshole
September 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Honestly, it’s kinda a move that Curly himself would’ve tried to pull and I like to think he’d appreciate it. Dude was kiiinda a ruthless asshole
My parents dropped off a bin containing several binders from the same era this weekend, also a shoe box of early 90s Beckett magazines. The Guy Remembering my 8 year old was forced to endure this afternoon might be unmatched…
August 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My parents dropped off a bin containing several binders from the same era this weekend, also a shoe box of early 90s Beckett magazines. The Guy Remembering my 8 year old was forced to endure this afternoon might be unmatched…
That Nokona on top!!
August 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That Nokona on top!!