i'm very busy today
September 18, 2023 at 11:56 PM
i'm very busy today
people these days are so focused on Mr. Bean that they forget about Mr. Being Kind
August 22, 2023 at 10:17 PM
people these days are so focused on Mr. Bean that they forget about Mr. Being Kind
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BREAKING: Thousands of San Jose city workers are going on strike.
4,500 city workers will walk out for 3 days starting August 15th after 99% of unionized city workers voted to strike.
They're demanding a contract that keeps up with the soaring cost of living.
4,500 city workers will walk out for 3 days starting August 15th after 99% of unionized city workers voted to strike.
They're demanding a contract that keeps up with the soaring cost of living.
August 7, 2023 at 4:54 PM
BREAKING: Thousands of San Jose city workers are going on strike.
4,500 city workers will walk out for 3 days starting August 15th after 99% of unionized city workers voted to strike.
They're demanding a contract that keeps up with the soaring cost of living.
4,500 city workers will walk out for 3 days starting August 15th after 99% of unionized city workers voted to strike.
They're demanding a contract that keeps up with the soaring cost of living.
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billionaires have to go do heavy hallucinogens with shamans to get even a taste of the transcendent wisdom normal people get having a conversation in chairs that look like this
August 2, 2023 at 4:19 AM
billionaires have to go do heavy hallucinogens with shamans to get even a taste of the transcendent wisdom normal people get having a conversation in chairs that look like this
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they snapped with they came up with alphabetical order. q r s t yep you already know
July 19, 2023 at 2:59 PM
they snapped with they came up with alphabetical order. q r s t yep you already know
david foster wallace passed himself away
August 4, 2023 at 5:42 AM
david foster wallace passed himself away
"making whoopee" should be shitting
July 27, 2023 at 11:18 PM
"making whoopee" should be shitting
i have been off candy for almost two weeks now and i have seen incredible changes: i'm fucking pissed off and want candy so bad.
everything else is the same, maybe a little tired from not eating candy
everything else is the same, maybe a little tired from not eating candy
July 27, 2023 at 6:37 PM
i have been off candy for almost two weeks now and i have seen incredible changes: i'm fucking pissed off and want candy so bad.
everything else is the same, maybe a little tired from not eating candy
everything else is the same, maybe a little tired from not eating candy
the film DAVE strongly implies that the president's remarkable lookalike Dave even has a visually indistinguishable penis. surely the chances of this are astronomically slim, and yet the film made close to $100 million
July 24, 2023 at 11:19 PM
the film DAVE strongly implies that the president's remarkable lookalike Dave even has a visually indistinguishable penis. surely the chances of this are astronomically slim, and yet the film made close to $100 million
kind of weird that everyone's name on here is a whole ass website
July 24, 2023 at 10:07 PM
kind of weird that everyone's name on here is a whole ass website
i would like to see the chris pine pool guy detective movie very much
July 24, 2023 at 6:44 PM
i would like to see the chris pine pool guy detective movie very much
heard an owl outside. fuckin ruled
July 19, 2023 at 5:12 AM
heard an owl outside. fuckin ruled
saw NOPE on 70mm at the academy museum last night. major work from a major artist, no question. also thinking about developing a pseudoscientific belief that human beings need regular exposure to 70mm projection like it's a SAD lamp
July 7, 2023 at 4:50 PM
saw NOPE on 70mm at the academy museum last night. major work from a major artist, no question. also thinking about developing a pseudoscientific belief that human beings need regular exposure to 70mm projection like it's a SAD lamp
certain subtype of los angeles vegan who looks like they definitely used to be friends with terry richardson but would never admit it. these guys universally hate me even as i hand them $20 for a small bag of plant-based gummi bears that are shit
July 6, 2023 at 8:45 PM
certain subtype of los angeles vegan who looks like they definitely used to be friends with terry richardson but would never admit it. these guys universally hate me even as i hand them $20 for a small bag of plant-based gummi bears that are shit
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meanwhile the other patricia lockwood is having a better time
July 6, 2023 at 5:53 PM
meanwhile the other patricia lockwood is having a better time
was planning to procrastinate at work with a personal project but i'm now double procrastinating with a second personal project first
July 6, 2023 at 6:09 PM
was planning to procrastinate at work with a personal project but i'm now double procrastinating with a second personal project first
told everyone i ran into today about tejuino. i am become The Tejuino Recommender
July 6, 2023 at 12:48 AM
told everyone i ran into today about tejuino. i am become The Tejuino Recommender
bought a cup of tejuino from a man selling it out of a cooler next to echo park lake and was struck by how hard it is to think of a thing that's cool about living in the USA that isn't thanks directly to a group that is brutalized and oppressed by the state
July 5, 2023 at 12:59 AM
bought a cup of tejuino from a man selling it out of a cooler next to echo park lake and was struck by how hard it is to think of a thing that's cool about living in the USA that isn't thanks directly to a group that is brutalized and oppressed by the state
larry check / curly check
July 3, 2023 at 11:30 PM
larry check / curly check
really important fourth off july question: do i watch JAWS or ROLLERCOASTER???
(or try to talk my gf into TRANSFORMERS lol)
(or try to talk my gf into TRANSFORMERS lol)
July 3, 2023 at 10:56 PM
really important fourth off july question: do i watch JAWS or ROLLERCOASTER???
(or try to talk my gf into TRANSFORMERS lol)
(or try to talk my gf into TRANSFORMERS lol)
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World's Craziest Diarrhea Moments of 2023 (So Far)
June 26, 2023 at 11:26 PM
World's Craziest Diarrhea Moments of 2023 (So Far)
getting continually bodied by a book on adult ADHD. i get it, lady, you know exactly why i suck ass!!!
July 2, 2023 at 6:33 PM
getting continually bodied by a book on adult ADHD. i get it, lady, you know exactly why i suck ass!!!
World's Craziest Diarrhea Moments of 2023 (So Far)
June 26, 2023 at 11:26 PM
World's Craziest Diarrhea Moments of 2023 (So Far)
a lot of yall would rather pay attention to Naomi Watts than your Gay Homies' Thoughts
June 26, 2023 at 5:40 PM
a lot of yall would rather pay attention to Naomi Watts than your Gay Homies' Thoughts
anybody send john hinckley, jr. an invite code yet?
June 23, 2023 at 12:41 AM
anybody send john hinckley, jr. an invite code yet?