Jake Kolton
@jakekolton.bsky.social
dirtbag homosexual & filmmaker
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Selling my soul in exchange for the biggest quads you've ever seen
June 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Selling my soul in exchange for the biggest quads you've ever seen
am i going to turn 33 listening to the straight couple next to me debate if MATERIALISTS passed the bechdel test
June 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
am i going to turn 33 listening to the straight couple next to me debate if MATERIALISTS passed the bechdel test
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happy gay guy friday to all who celebrate
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 PM
happy gay guy friday to all who celebrate
my 2025 journal has become stained, indicating she can no longer hold the truths of a caffeinated and deranged gay guy without her own body keeping the
April 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
my 2025 journal has become stained, indicating she can no longer hold the truths of a caffeinated and deranged gay guy without her own body keeping the
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Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania
March 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania
i’m actually way too hot to be this sad all the time
February 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i’m actually way too hot to be this sad all the time
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I do support DEI
D ont you swear at me you little
shit don’t you
E ver raise your voice at me
I am your mother!
D ont you swear at me you little
shit don’t you
E ver raise your voice at me
I am your mother!
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I do support DEI
D ont you swear at me you little
shit don’t you
E ver raise your voice at me
I am your mother!
D ont you swear at me you little
shit don’t you
E ver raise your voice at me
I am your mother!
one of the best of the fest.
Alireza Khatami’s Sundance thriller ‘The Things You Kill’ is absorbing, suspenseful, and deeply moving.
An Absorbing Psychological Thriller With a Dark Heart
Alireza Khatami’s Sundance thriller ‘The Things You Kill’ is absorbing, suspenseful, and deeply moving.
www.vulture.com
January 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
one of the best of the fest.
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I love the movie the substance cause she goes through all that just to keep working. Like oh I’m hot again I guess I’ll work some more. Weird bitch
December 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I love the movie the substance cause she goes through all that just to keep working. Like oh I’m hot again I guess I’ll work some more. Weird bitch
really need filmmakers to start @ing who their breakup film is about
January 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
really need filmmakers to start @ing who their breakup film is about
me tryin to network at sundance
January 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
me tryin to network at sundance
need awards season to be over i’m so sick of faggots with opinions. myself included.
January 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
need awards season to be over i’m so sick of faggots with opinions. myself included.
got drunk with my mom on french 75s and now the night is turning into some tennessee williams girls ep hybrid
January 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
got drunk with my mom on french 75s and now the night is turning into some tennessee williams girls ep hybrid
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Meryl Streep once beat the shit out of me with a billy club
January 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Meryl Streep once beat the shit out of me with a billy club
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The actual current plot summary for DEN OF THIEVES: PANTERA on Wikipedia right now. Like the movie itself: perfect, no notes.
January 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The actual current plot summary for DEN OF THIEVES: PANTERA on Wikipedia right now. Like the movie itself: perfect, no notes.
ok but how did NOSFERATU end up kinkier than BABYGIRL.
December 30, 2024 at 5:21 PM
ok but how did NOSFERATU end up kinkier than BABYGIRL.
gladiator ii so oedipal fr
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 AM
gladiator ii so oedipal fr
i once again lie prostrate before final draft. ready to be humbled, debased, annihilated even. nothing but a lowly sub to power and ridicule of the three act structure.
December 1, 2024 at 7:25 PM
i once again lie prostrate before final draft. ready to be humbled, debased, annihilated even. nothing but a lowly sub to power and ridicule of the three act structure.
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december is for the girls.
December 1, 2024 at 4:37 PM
december is for the girls.
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i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
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instead of making prequels to successful franchises they should make something good
November 26, 2024 at 1:09 PM
instead of making prequels to successful franchises they should make something good
there is no greater indignity than writing a screenplay in public
November 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
there is no greater indignity than writing a screenplay in public