Jake McCormac
jakemccormacwrites.bsky.social
Jake McCormac
@jakemccormacwrites.bsky.social
Writer who puts sentences in front of other sentences. Hopefully, in an order that makes someone want to read them.

My two below:

Seminary, in DarkLit Press' The Sacrament

The Inevitable, from D and T, available on Godless.
I love my friends. Where else would I have to look this up on a WhatsApp group chat.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This makes me soooo....happy...
October 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Medium, my ass. Now I'm sitting here, tears tripping me like I'm watching Forrest Gump sitting at Jenny's grave.
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Look at your profile pic. Comparing aesthetics to ability. Which one did Measles cases rise under?
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Got lucky in London last week. Know i'm biased, but the way he lit up talking about young actors...a credit to the craft!
September 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Imagine putting all of your supposed achievements in a legal document like this. "You have to find in my favour, look how awesome I am!!" 😂🤦
September 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Trying to emulate...I'll get there...one day...
September 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hi all. There is a bug in the Cover Letter window - I've sent mine via the contact section of your website. 🫣
August 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The novel, in its entirety, hanging on my wall. And just the other da,y during our 2nd watch, my six year old son jumps up and points, "The giant! The giant daddy! The giant from the picture!! 🥰
August 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Replying to this. 🙄
August 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Replying to this
August 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Bravo, @thedailyshow.com
"I don't know if Kash Patel is blind or can see the future..." Spat my drink everywhere then couldn't find the pause button. 😂
July 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A covered over building site/pedestrian walkway in Kent, UK...or is it...
June 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
June 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Not quite a meme...but...
April 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If they know it was Josh Campbell and Kit Maher, just go and pick them up. Jesus, how did we miss this??
April 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Always a pleasure, Jefe!

A YA anthology where the heroes can only use their gifts five seconds at a time. My tale, Five Second Freddy, tells the story of an enhanced teen agent who can perform any ability he watches on a video clip. But for five seconds only...⏱️

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April 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
April 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This little badboy just came out today. A YA anthology with my story, Five Second Freddy, where the superheroes can only perform their gifts for 5 seconds. Very much looking forward to the other tales in there!

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April 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This evening, after a particularly bad week with my 6 y/o son's behaviour (both at home and at school - ADHD and Autism, bless him) I stormed into the garden and informed my other half that I was in a foul mood!! When my ass busted through the chair there was very little she could do for me...🙄
March 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
January 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Horror writers! Assemble!
January 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
January 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM