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Jake Moser
@jakemoser.bsky.social
I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny, and I will have my glory day in the hot sun
•Columbus, OH
•Roasting at florincoffee.com
So crazy that JD Vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I saw TWO cyber trucks while out today and made sure to flash them both a sturdy thumbs down.
February 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’ve been playing “farts” as my first guess in Wordle for years. One day when those tiles all flip green, it will be so worth it.
February 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
All I have to say today is Go Bucks
January 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ugh.
January 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Rebellions are built on hope
January 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Does gravity get stronger after age 30? Because that patch of ice just sent me to the earth with at least 10 Gs
January 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Qdoba > Chipotle
January 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hear me out— Wicked, but I play every part and my cat is the Wizard

Here’s the poster
January 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What’s the album title?
December 31, 2024 at 1:31 PM
New endeavor for 2025: home-milling flour for pizza crust and sourdough bread
December 28, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Finally cracked open Wind and Truth today.

Journey before Destination, Radiants
December 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Petition to change the term for hibernation to “honkin’ shoo”
December 4, 2024 at 6:23 PM
There’s not much better for the soul than sharing a good food with people you love. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 PM
✌️
CALEB DOWNS
November 23, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie
November 21, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t make biscuits & gravy on a Tuesday
November 19, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I just think Niall Horan would absolutely shine Hallmark Christmas movie
November 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Put that cookie down.. NOW!

It’s Turrboooo Tiiiiime! Does anyone else out there think Jingle All The Way is the superior Christmas movie?
November 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
It’s never been a better time to put up your Christmas tree. Just do it. You need it and so do your cats.
November 12, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Built for an ice age, born during climate change
September 7, 2024 at 1:58 PM