any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally

And ya know what…I DID feel cute in this post haircut photo

Hello from me and my fake window at work to all the lil people that live in my phone

My Oscar prediction is they will give it to whoever physically looked to most greasy/dirty in their movie. Stay tuned as awards season develops!

Not to be a snitch but I saw Goody Glinda mourning the wicked 🙂‍↕️🫣

The Holdovers should be in the discussion about great Christmas movies even though it only came out last year.

Thinking about this Cool Dude I saw this summer

A selfie on bluesky?? More likely than you think…

Bringing my hottest take over here. Polar Express best Christmas movie ! They Tokyo drift a fucking train what more could you want

It’s almost the time of year to whip out the chowder hat again 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️