Jake Nelson
@jakenelson.bsky.social
Ex-politics, retail, games, tokusatsu. Just some guy, I guess?
Mfw I say I have to stop scrolling and get ready for my walk to work and this is what my weather app shows me
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Mfw I say I have to stop scrolling and get ready for my walk to work and this is what my weather app shows me
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Actual music people will probably make fun of this and point out the fifty million amazing "real albums" of the year in question, and sure, but there is exactly one album I listened to a million times on repeat that year, and it's a soundtrack
Actual music people will probably make fun of this and point out the fifty million amazing "real albums" of the year in question, and sure, but there is exactly one album I listened to a million times on repeat that year, and it's a soundtrack
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Actual music people will probably make fun of this and point out the fifty million amazing "real albums" of the year in question, and sure, but there is exactly one album I listened to a million times on repeat that year, and it's a soundtrack
Actual music people will probably make fun of this and point out the fifty million amazing "real albums" of the year in question, and sure, but there is exactly one album I listened to a million times on repeat that year, and it's a soundtrack
Get cultured nerds
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Get cultured nerds
Saw this and started workshopping Galactus jokes
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Saw this and started workshopping Galactus jokes
Today in artifacts uncovered at the archaeological dig that is my room:
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Today in artifacts uncovered at the archaeological dig that is my room:
looking at Street View for reasons that would take a bit to explain, came across this image which cracked me up for reasons I also find difficult to explain:
(Also I saw that exhibit, some good stuff)
(Also I saw that exhibit, some good stuff)
October 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
looking at Street View for reasons that would take a bit to explain, came across this image which cracked me up for reasons I also find difficult to explain:
(Also I saw that exhibit, some good stuff)
(Also I saw that exhibit, some good stuff)
I should do something today besides sit around in a blanket enjoying the cool weather. I should also make food. But I am a weak man, and I am tempted
September 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I should do something today besides sit around in a blanket enjoying the cool weather. I should also make food. But I am a weak man, and I am tempted
Was watching Panzer World Galient and we're like "hmm. What is the actual origin of that kind of whip sword" and turns out the Galient Blade is the original. Learn something every day
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Was watching Panzer World Galient and we're like "hmm. What is the actual origin of that kind of whip sword" and turns out the Galient Blade is the original. Learn something every day
If so, yeah that'd be an issue (though it's usually more that tire shreds are full of wires and the recycled stuff is guaranteed not to, more than toxicity). Photo didn't look much different to me than the stuff I'm used to seeing at work.
August 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If so, yeah that'd be an issue (though it's usually more that tire shreds are full of wires and the recycled stuff is guaranteed not to, more than toxicity). Photo didn't look much different to me than the stuff I'm used to seeing at work.
bold choices, guess they're really going for it with an all-star season
August 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
bold choices, guess they're really going for it with an all-star season
at last, we found it
July 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
at last, we found it
I should've expected the new Magic set would have an Among Us reference, but it still got me off guard
July 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I should've expected the new Magic set would have an Among Us reference, but it still got me off guard
Agreed. Also seems like it has crazy potential with the right treasure generator but damned if I know what that would be
Also kind of funny horrible with Anim Pakal. Nom Nom Gnomes
Also kind of funny horrible with Anim Pakal. Nom Nom Gnomes
July 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Agreed. Also seems like it has crazy potential with the right treasure generator but damned if I know what that would be
Also kind of funny horrible with Anim Pakal. Nom Nom Gnomes
Also kind of funny horrible with Anim Pakal. Nom Nom Gnomes
Ran into... I was going to say "a visitor" at work, but odds are he was born here
June 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ran into... I was going to say "a visitor" at work, but odds are he was born here
Something something guess who we learned it from
May 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Something something guess who we learned it from
It's a little busy next door today
May 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's a little busy next door today
Every time I see this at the store I'm like "is that what we're calling it now"
April 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Every time I see this at the store I'm like "is that what we're calling it now"
Forget which specific thing around 2003 gave me that realization. It is a painful one. Kinda forced me to drop a lot of ideals and focus on just "making it so people who i think will do things I like get power"
March 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Forget which specific thing around 2003 gave me that realization. It is a painful one. Kinda forced me to drop a lot of ideals and focus on just "making it so people who i think will do things I like get power"
Not sure whether current weather or the change to next week is more ridiculous but I can tell you which I'm less excited about walking to work in
February 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not sure whether current weather or the change to next week is more ridiculous but I can tell you which I'm less excited about walking to work in
Not sure if I want to look or just imagine (I just got home from an absolute nonsense day at work and am not feeling like watching what I'm sure is an absurd game of refball)
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not sure if I want to look or just imagine (I just got home from an absolute nonsense day at work and am not feeling like watching what I'm sure is an absurd game of refball)
The classic method. See 1897 Sears catalog.
January 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The classic method. See 1897 Sears catalog.
