An event I look forward to every year as I grow into old age: a text chat with a Villanova fan I worked with 17 years ago. We only text when the Marquette Villanova game has completed. I don’t even know the name of his wife or kids.

Tonight’s submission:

Who is spending $31,000 on a URAL?

And if you found this because you are interested in American Primeval, do yourself a favor and go watch/read Lonesome Dove.

AP is Revenant Lonesome Dove with a lot less respect for women.

American Primeval, where every blood crazed assault, crazy French Gypsie kidnapping, and murder hobo killing is triggered by Betty Gilpin’s Sara ignoring the men around her.

Congrats DePaul! Take my extremely low effort image as my gift.

There’s a woman who comes by the station every week with cookies. They are always impeccably decorated and delicious. She’s been doing this for YEARS.