An event I look forward to every year as I grow into old age: a text chat with a Villanova fan I worked with 17 years ago. We only text when the Marquette Villanova game has completed. I don’t even know the name of his wife or kids.

Tonight’s submission:

Who is spending $31,000 on a URAL?

Congrats DePaul! Take my extremely low effort image as my gift.

There’s a woman who comes by the station every week with cookies. They are always impeccably decorated and delicious. She’s been doing this for YEARS.