Jake the Quick
@jakethequick.bsky.social
He/Him
I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.
I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.
“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Me.
Me.
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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January 20, 2026 at 6:28 PM
“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Me.
Me.
“I’ll never forget what he said next, ‘Fetch me a weenie, Press Boy!’ I did, he ate it through his nose.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
“I’ll never forget what he said next, ‘Fetch me a weenie, Press Boy!’ I did, he ate it through his nose.”
Not many in Happy Valley general area. It’s tried very hard to be the “upscale” area of Clackamas County.
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Not many in Happy Valley general area. It’s tried very hard to be the “upscale” area of Clackamas County.
Hard Boiled will always be my favorite John Woo film, but that is a very close second.
January 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Hard Boiled will always be my favorite John Woo film, but that is a very close second.
Not to mention that Roddenberry himself said that humanity itself had grown enlightened enough to stop body shaming people. Not in those exact terms, but same sentiment.
January 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Not to mention that Roddenberry himself said that humanity itself had grown enlightened enough to stop body shaming people. Not in those exact terms, but same sentiment.
Bonus points if someone cites your own book towards you.
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Bonus points if someone cites your own book towards you.
For realsies, no dealsies.
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
For realsies, no dealsies.
It’s Boldly going forward, cause we can’t find reverse.
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
It’s Boldly going forward, cause we can’t find reverse.
Look, I’ve already apologized for finding that monkey’s paw and wishing life was more cyberpunk. I was picturing more mirror shades and holograms, less corporate sovereignty and ecological collapse. 🫠
January 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Look, I’ve already apologized for finding that monkey’s paw and wishing life was more cyberpunk. I was picturing more mirror shades and holograms, less corporate sovereignty and ecological collapse. 🫠
Early 90s for me. My introduction to the genre came from TTRPGs like Cyberpunk and Shadowrun,and I worked backwards from there to learn the influences.
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Early 90s for me. My introduction to the genre came from TTRPGs like Cyberpunk and Shadowrun,and I worked backwards from there to learn the influences.
Burning Chrome, a short story by William Gibson. One of the early entries in what would become the cyberpunk genre.
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Burning Chrome, a short story by William Gibson. One of the early entries in what would become the cyberpunk genre.
“The Street finds its own use for things, uses the manufacturers never imagined.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
“The Street finds its own use for things, uses the manufacturers never imagined.”
Maybe we can give them wearable LED reader boards that will display things like “We Care” and “You might feel a slight pressure” as they beat, shoot, and kill us.
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Maybe we can give them wearable LED reader boards that will display things like “We Care” and “You might feel a slight pressure” as they beat, shoot, and kill us.
Just goes to show, apartheid believing weirdos come in all shapes and sizes.
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Just goes to show, apartheid believing weirdos come in all shapes and sizes.
They also came into prominence with school integration. Before that they were mostly the realm of the very wealthy.
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
They also came into prominence with school integration. Before that they were mostly the realm of the very wealthy.
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January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I dunno. Calling them Gestapo is a bit misnomer. They’re the Einsatzgruppen.
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I dunno. Calling them Gestapo is a bit misnomer. They’re the Einsatzgruppen.
It ignores the fact that America is a violent country and we always have been. This isn’t a thing I’m proud of, simply something I acknowledge.
As a society we’ve made the gun entirely too important to our national myths.
As a society we’ve made the gun entirely too important to our national myths.
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It ignores the fact that America is a violent country and we always have been. This isn’t a thing I’m proud of, simply something I acknowledge.
As a society we’ve made the gun entirely too important to our national myths.
As a society we’ve made the gun entirely too important to our national myths.
It’s feels like conspiratorial thinking, but these so called centrists hope to wield the power themselves if they get back in.
They’re completely oblivious that these agencies are full of people who hate them. Since its formation ICE has viewed itself as some presidents personal army.
They’re completely oblivious that these agencies are full of people who hate them. Since its formation ICE has viewed itself as some presidents personal army.
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It’s feels like conspiratorial thinking, but these so called centrists hope to wield the power themselves if they get back in.
They’re completely oblivious that these agencies are full of people who hate them. Since its formation ICE has viewed itself as some presidents personal army.
They’re completely oblivious that these agencies are full of people who hate them. Since its formation ICE has viewed itself as some presidents personal army.
J Jonah Jameson, is that you? 😉
January 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
J Jonah Jameson, is that you? 😉
True, but you’re making sound like something less than awesome. Spelljammer and Planescape are Weird D&D at its best.
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
True, but you’re making sound like something less than awesome. Spelljammer and Planescape are Weird D&D at its best.
This is Spelljammer slander, and I will not stand for it!
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
This is Spelljammer slander, and I will not stand for it!
The Secret World of Arietty. I loved The Borrowers book as a kid, and the cartoon based on it, The Littles. Studio Ghibli’s take on it was something very dear to me.
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The Secret World of Arietty. I loved The Borrowers book as a kid, and the cartoon based on it, The Littles. Studio Ghibli’s take on it was something very dear to me.
The first RPG, in 7th grade, was Star Frontiers, TSR’s sci-fi game. I was a Jehovah’s Witness so wasn’t allowed to play D&D. The first game I owned and ran was Palladium Games Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Strangeness.
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The first RPG, in 7th grade, was Star Frontiers, TSR’s sci-fi game. I was a Jehovah’s Witness so wasn’t allowed to play D&D. The first game I owned and ran was Palladium Games Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Strangeness.