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Jake
@jakeyduves.bsky.social
Bud Bowl ‘94 MVP, financial advisor, big hat.
Here’s my big review about the Royal Rumble. There wasn’t really anything to do with monarchy, but they definitely rumbled there. So I give it a 5 out of 10.
February 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Normally I think pretzels are a dog shit snack but these lil babies are scrumptious. Now pay me Town House. Pay me $1,439,274.67.
February 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
As a self-taught karate master and nunchuck owner, I can say with the utmost confidence that the worst way to die is to have the room temperature at less than 68 degrees when I check into your hotel.
January 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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responding to all the dm bots with a gif of mc lovin saying "I have a boner" !!!!!! To own them !!!!
January 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Working on a sequel to Lawnmower Man, but this one stays true to Stephen King's intent for the movie: a half-man half-lawnmower's dream to open his own hot dog franchise.
January 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This belt would be a cool thing to throw up on.
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
As a self-taught karate master and nunchuck owner, I can say with the utmost confidence that the worst way to die is to eat the last of my triscuits and let me find out about it.
January 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I entered this and unfortunately the “Belt Pencil Holder” came in last place so it was not featured at this groundbreaking exhibit. www.si.edu/exhibitions/...
Invent America Contest Winners | Smithsonian Institution
www.si.edu
January 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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i don't care what any one says to me but if you are rude to my friends or my acquaintances you should spend 1000 years in the shame dimension. do not spit on the gift of the breath of life into your meat body. do not shame your very being. be nice to them
January 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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LISTEN UP - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 PM