Wonny Jalsh
@jalsh.bsky.social
Oh gawd
Founding Editor: Pariah Press
Doesn’t drive. Cricket, dril, misanthrophy.
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Founding Editor: Pariah Press
Doesn’t drive. Cricket, dril, misanthrophy.
RPStoval
Follows you
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Wonny Jalsh
Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
Smashing it down in Buffalo. Always a great time of year for the gridiron
December 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Smashing it down in Buffalo. Always a great time of year for the gridiron
Recently I had the opportunity to observe a member of staff at a city centre bookshop confronted with a friendly, aged, punk, kink-fetishist...
Stony-faced: "They are non-consentually bringing members of the public into their fetish."
Country's gone. The jig's up. No way back.
Stony-faced: "They are non-consentually bringing members of the public into their fetish."
Country's gone. The jig's up. No way back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Recently I had the opportunity to observe a member of staff at a city centre bookshop confronted with a friendly, aged, punk, kink-fetishist...
Stony-faced: "They are non-consentually bringing members of the public into their fetish."
Country's gone. The jig's up. No way back.
Stony-faced: "They are non-consentually bringing members of the public into their fetish."
Country's gone. The jig's up. No way back.
England giving it away with the bat continually and Carse spraying it all over the place continuously, will be my only abiding memories of the series.
#TheAshes
#TheAshes
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
England giving it away with the bat continually and Carse spraying it all over the place continuously, will be my only abiding memories of the series.
#TheAshes
#TheAshes
Getting the lowdown on England & #TheAshes from a mate that knows a guy who's mates with a county coach.
If it's to be believed, culture's a farce & far worse than has been yet reported. Cricket-bros getting a hiding they deserve, essentially. Archer relieved to be heading home etc.
Massively grim
If it's to be believed, culture's a farce & far worse than has been yet reported. Cricket-bros getting a hiding they deserve, essentially. Archer relieved to be heading home etc.
Massively grim
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Getting the lowdown on England & #TheAshes from a mate that knows a guy who's mates with a county coach.
If it's to be believed, culture's a farce & far worse than has been yet reported. Cricket-bros getting a hiding they deserve, essentially. Archer relieved to be heading home etc.
Massively grim
If it's to be believed, culture's a farce & far worse than has been yet reported. Cricket-bros getting a hiding they deserve, essentially. Archer relieved to be heading home etc.
Massively grim
They've rediscovered the lost city of Ys.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
December 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They've rediscovered the lost city of Ys.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I distinctly remember news of Chris Rea's passing a few years ago. Am I wrong?
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I distinctly remember news of Chris Rea's passing a few years ago. Am I wrong?
'I am happy to confirm for the role'
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
'I am happy to confirm for the role'
Highlight: pub singalong to Goodbye Horses. Renewed faith
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Highlight: pub singalong to Goodbye Horses. Renewed faith
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Against an aging & never full-strength Aus they've refused to prepare properly, sprayed the ball about, batted like children, dropped catches, misread conditions in-match & in squad selection, Stokes' captaincy has been bang average and how tf is Will Jacks our frontline spinner?
Cheers
#TheAshes
Cheers
#TheAshes
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Against an aging & never full-strength Aus they've refused to prepare properly, sprayed the ball about, batted like children, dropped catches, misread conditions in-match & in squad selection, Stokes' captaincy has been bang average and how tf is Will Jacks our frontline spinner?
Cheers
#TheAshes
Cheers
#TheAshes
'Aah, a table with turnables and a mixer on it... must lean on that table'.
Bald, middle-aged men like flies to shit
Bald, middle-aged men like flies to shit
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
'Aah, a table with turnables and a mixer on it... must lean on that table'.
Bald, middle-aged men like flies to shit
Bald, middle-aged men like flies to shit
Kier Starmer Death Cult
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kier Starmer Death Cult
Was group-live-texting Ian McShane last night, via his mate. Seems alright
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Was group-live-texting Ian McShane last night, via his mate. Seems alright
Is anything worse than Pink Floyd?
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Is anything worse than Pink Floyd?
