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Father Figure
@jambandswiftie.swifties.social
You want a fight?
You found it.
I got the place surrounded.
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
before you know you're drowning.

(And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)
I don’t know, but we just finished episode one and holy shit
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I don’t care about football.
Except right now.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wait. What?!?!
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fuck you, Dustin. I love you.
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Did you get a nice picture of the two of you from Spain? If so, blow that bitch up and frame it. Or have it made into a drawing and frame it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Had I known you were into this a few years ago, Merce, we’d be on Rainbow Road right now.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I want that
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What now?
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I like how you spelled ukulele
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
we have had IIHLIKY on deck for a week but i keep getting sucked in by real housewives
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
yes. and that is why the rental market here is as insane as the real estate market.
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
it literally was on the verge of happening. signed a HUD; didn't wire until juuuuuuuust now
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
blowing a lot of hot/cold air amirite
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
can't hear ya

still in timeout
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
calm down
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
sopranos ram truck really made me lol
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
video makes a lot more sense now
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
yup. that sounds exactly like him and I am not in the least bit surprised. a mensch in every sense of the word.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yeah. I took Silver because i was tired of telling people that I'm so white that it's my last name. Or I get to tell them that I upgraded to a precious metal. Or I get to have a named separation from my family of origin.

But I also see why some people wouldn't want to change theirs, too.
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
it was a compliment 😘
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I follow a bunch of IG accounts that show where all the Hanukkah Judaica is at HomeGoods and shit. They usually only have menorahs with only six spaces and the not-at-all-parve-pasta shaped like weird dreidels.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM