Ah yes, the eternal phantom illegal immigrant that's also getting welfare. Find a way to suggest that they're also performing abortions while Muslim and you'll have a conservative bullshit bingo!

I'd hardly call NBC News' take on it "sanewashing:" www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

The AV Club is confirming it as real, but that's the only one.

That's their strategy: Have someone else halfway walk it back so the more moderate conservatives can reassure themselves about him, but the nutty base can stick with the original.

Maybe one day he’ll realize that all these conspiracy theories are just a cover up of the awful truth.

Naaahhh…

Because deep down, they’re incredibly insecure people afraid of their own shadow and everyone slightly different, and they vote for people who act tough.

On top of everything else, America was never a jungle. That particular racist phrase must have been copy-pasted from South Africa without even thinking about it.

Considering what they’re doing to the economy, revoking his tariffs is the biggest favor they could do for him right now.

In some ways yes, and in some ways no. "Normie" is just a tick more angry and bitter at the average person. "Sportsball" is almost a joke.

Wouldn’t be the first time.