Alexander Hamizdat
@alexhammy209.bsky.social
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donmoyn.bsky.social
Writing something about ICE and sweet Jesus it is so incredibly dark what they are doing to these cities. We have all seen the videos, but when you wade into the details of their actions, it is extraordinarily bleak.
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lanana421.bsky.social
All I hear is, "Wellllll, Ack-tew-ally..." on a fuckin' loop. 😒🙄😬
madisonkittay.bsky.social
The WE DEMAND A CEASEFIRE NOW crowd is (predictably) moving goalposts. 🙄
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bitterscriptreader.bsky.social
Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”
alexhammy209.bsky.social
Hey isn't the guy on the left in the background the guy in charge of Trump Tower: Rafah?
atrupar.com
Jared and Ivanka are with Witkoff in Israel
alexhammy209.bsky.social
Nice but I feel like a lot of those are missing pols clear promises of consequences.
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charlesgaba.com
Holy crap.

Not to mention…Bernie is 7 years older than Mills and has already filed to run for another 6-year term in 2030.
convolutedname.bsky.social
I saw this 15 mins ago and I am still laughing
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alexhammy209.bsky.social
not mentioned: 20k in 2 years is absolutely rookie numbers for a modern military. what a joke.
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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alexhammy209.bsky.social
this ends when the Rs are more afraid of the voters than they are of the Don.
alexhammy209.bsky.social
high key hoping that's why they have him going back to Walter Reed today.
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mutantmell.net
I stg this is the one thing I’m old-fashioned about: a platform is an obligation and not a privilege. So-called “elites” thinking they’re hot shit because they have an audience and using to spew bile in paragraph form are a scourge.

This rant is about newspaper columnists, but it’s also about bsky.
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mutantmell.net
Anybody with a platform who chooses to use it like this is an asshole
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ariellaelm.bsky.social
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
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rsouissivibes.bsky.social
And these "Do Something Now" folks be up in Booker's ass like an 8-day-old g-string.

While giving Shrek a pass.
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gottalaff.bsky.social
"Obliteration" again. Iran redux.
atrupar.com
Q: What guarantees did you give Hamas to persuade them Israel will stop the bombing campaign once hostages have been exchanged?

TRUMP: What did I do with respect to them? Well, you know, I spoke a little bit tough ... they knew retribution would be tremendous. Would've been complete obliteration.
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johnathanperk.bsky.social
Been saying this.

Infiltrate I.C.E.
calliedot.bsky.social
I do think it would be amazing if hundreds of protesters just showed up dressed like ICE. They’d be absolutely baffled, they’d have no way to tell who’s who. They’re all dressed in off-the-rack Cabelas clothes since they don’t seem to have a standard uniform so it’s easy.