Skull-es Xavier
@charlesxavier.bsky.social
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Nerd, Bostonian in exile, Catherine Wheel superfan.
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I spent 20 minutes trying to force myself not to write a post that would have gotten me a visit from the FBI. So new plan, every time I feel the need to write one of these posts, I’m just putting an unpopular opinion in this thread. Ideally one of these will get me run off BlueSky so I stop posting.
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It always has, but they used to be just nurses, who were considered subservient to the male doctors in charge.
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I was going write this, but I’m glad you did it instead (so I come off slightly less pervy).
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Me: stop importing the inflatable frog costumes! Start importing the inflatable toad costumes.
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The max of every edible at the dispensary near me seems to be 10mg, wonder if it’s a Maryland law?
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God, because it’s BlueSky I should be clear - my problem is not with Latin Americans migrating to the US, it’s the absurd LatAm wealth distribution.
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I’ve been venting for 10 years now that the US has been turning into an English-speaking LatAm country, guess there are some benefits to it.
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Entertainment execs used to be people that wanted to make a lot of money but also wanted to make cool shit, and now they’re people that want to make a fuck ton of money and don’t care at all about what they make, might as well be ball bearings.

Not an improvement!
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Honestly no, as long as you call it something else.
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When I was in Madrid there was a restaurant that had a “pork shaker” on the table like it was salt or pepper, just wild.
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I mean, you or I might have looked at what Milei proposed and said “obviously this will never work” but a bunch of our dumbest rich people thought he was a genius.
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At least once a week I see a post that reminds me the number one reason we’re in our current state is that the world’s richest man broke up with an actress, had botched penis enlargement surgery, and subsequently lost his mind.
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WTF?!? I thought what she did was shitty but that’s actively evil, I’m glad the brother is suing her.
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Also if I’m being honest, ex-Mass resident, permanent Masshole.
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Commercial rum cakes have less alcohol than apple juice (some homemade ones get rum added after baking). There was a bakery in my hometown that made insanely good rum cakes, as a kid I would have loved one for my birthday.

Doesn’t change the fact it’s a shitty thing to do to the brother!
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As a proud ex-Masshole Maine had to exist otherwise we have to say those people are from Mass, and I’m not willing to do that.
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It’s Boston. I genuinely didn’t process how liberal Boston was until I left the city - of course retirees are protesting!
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Claude Taylor is terrible, but True Facts Stated is an A+ username.
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Spanberger +17, Jones +10. A significant underperform, but still a route.
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I called Spanberger +17 2 weeks ago and nothing that’s happened has made me rethink this (except maybe the idiot AG)
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The reason is that there aren’t liberal billionaires! I mean, sure, Taylor Swift and LeBron James exist, but if you look at the Forbes top 50 list it’s Mackenzie Scott and Michael Bloomberg, everyone else is somewhere between “Bush era conservative type” to complete lunatic.
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The question is, does David Ellison know that she’s going to be terrible for ratings?

Because if the answer is yes and she’s there to push propaganda, she’ll have a long runway. But if it’s no, then 6 months might be just right.
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Maine is the oldest state in the country, maybe they should have the oldest Senator?
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Motherfucker is bombing fishing boats off the coast of Venezuela and wants the peace prize, this is the political equivalent of me saying I want to get jacked and then buying a Costco sized Doritos bag.